And that is why modern films are better than old films.

Now to see what's on the telly right now.

Troi and Worf develop romantic feelings for each other.

I predict this will not lead to anything.

The Spiral Staircase is on TalkingPicturesTV, right now.

I can't remember if I've ever seen it but it sounds like the sort of thing I'd like to see.

And that's what's on the telly tonight. Misjudged romantic plotlines and staircases.

It's brilliant that film is.

But only if it's the original.

I'm pretty sure there was a rubbish remake in the '70s.

The thumbnail in the TV listing was in black and white, so it's likely to be the original.

Now to find out what's on the telly tonight.

Murder She Wrote is on ITV3.

The Quick and the Dead is on Dave at 10 o'clock.

10 Butterfield Cloverfield Lane is on Film4 at 11:05.

I hear that's very like The Day Time Ended which I running commentaried on a few weeks ago.

But I find it hard to believe it could be up to those standards.

Picard and Data discover the crew have devolved into prehistoric beings.

I'm suspecting this isn't going to be one of the classic episodes.

The Descent is on the Horror Channel at 9 o'clock.

There's a Girl in My Soup is on TalkingPicturesTV. I don't have a clue what that is but, without looking at the listings summary, I'm going to assume it probably stars Leslie Phillips.

I shall check on Wikipedia.