Re: Eurovision Song Contest 2024 | Malmö, Sweden | 7-11 May

by cosmictanya Fri May 10, 2024 8:01 pm

Whenever Israel is in the mix even tangentially, and people from the United States start becoming involved, you’re in for a parade of the most abject ignorance you’ve witnessed since the last time they piped up, even if the person is a ****. Individually they couldn’t be nicer, but hearing/seeing groups of Americans discussing anything is like reading The Sun circa 1984. They don’t talk, they explain how it is. If any European ever wondered how the colonised peoples felt, the Americans provide us with a regular lesson - everything from singing contests to defence by way of dentistry, they’ve got the answers, and you’re going to listen, even while they sit in their own sh*t.

by Nightjar Fri May 10, 2024 8:13 pm

I may boycott this year's event.

For real.

by cosmictanya Fri May 10, 2024 9:34 pm

I think I’ll just vote for ABBA.

by SiberianPrincess’sMidriff Sat May 11, 2024 11:39 am

Netheregions out.

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Sat May 11, 2024 12:49 pm

This is going to be the best Eurovision ever. Excited

by Butterfield Sat May 11, 2024 3:40 pm

All the Eurovision forums and threads I dip my toe into are in absolute meltdown. Cancel the event! Boycott this and that! No one should turn up next year if dot dot dot.....

Spoiler:

by Butterfield Sat May 11, 2024 3:46 pm

SiberianPrincess’sMidriff wrote:Netheregions out.

I'm surprised it got this far past the censors actually. The performance was riddled with EU flags and pro-EU messages. But that's okay and not political, of course.

by Butterfield Sat May 11, 2024 3:50 pm

Qu**rs for Palestine are currently protesting outside the event. Excited

by SiberianPrincess’sMidriff Sat May 11, 2024 8:00 pm

We doing this then?

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Sat May 11, 2024 8:01 pm

I am.

They seem top be having technical difficulties. scared

by cosmictanya Sat May 11, 2024 8:02 pm

I’ve only realised in the last few days that there are heats and semi finals and all sorts going on, for months. I thought it was just each country putting forward a song, sung on the night, voted, done.

Has this palaver being going on all the time? F*** me.

by Nightjar Sat May 11, 2024 8:03 pm

Butterfield wrote:Qu**rs for Palestine are currently protesting outside the event.

Good for them.

Not exactly sure how their support would be greeted in Palestine (or many parts of Israel for that matter), but still...

At least the Taliban haven't submitted a song this year.

by SiberianPrincess’sMidriff Sat May 11, 2024 8:06 pm

I tried with the radio, but I forgot Ken Bruce had left the BBC.

Telly on.

by SiberianPrincess’sMidriff Sat May 11, 2024 8:07 pm

Charli XCX.

She's British. Just sayin'

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Sat May 11, 2024 8:07 pm

cosmictanya wrote:I’ve only realised in the last few days that there are heats and semi finals and all sorts going on, for months. I thought it was just each country putting forward a song, sung on the night, voted, done.

Has this palaver being going on all the time? F*** me.

I think it's been going on for around a decade, due to there being so many countries involved, these days.

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Sat May 11, 2024 8:07 pm

I'm having reception difficulties. dontpanic

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Sat May 11, 2024 8:08 pm

The Call of the Wendigo wrote:I'm having reception difficulties.

I blame the Northern Lights.

by SiberianPrincess’sMidriff Sat May 11, 2024 8:08 pm

It's already being padded out. happy

by SiberianPrincess’sMidriff Sat May 11, 2024 8:08 pm

by Nightjar Sat May 11, 2024 8:08 pm

cosmictanya wrote:F*** me.

I have a friend (who I've not seen for many years admittedly) who used to exclaim the exclamation "f*ck me!" without any stress on any syllable.

Hence, it came over as a plea rather than a rhetorical exclamation of shock and/or dumbfoundedness.

F*ck me (please).

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