Re: Eurovision Song Contest 2018 | Lisbon, Portugal

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Wed 9 May 2018 - 21:14

Will they try to win this year, or is it going to be another attempt to lose so they won't have to host it next year? scared

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Wed 9 May 2018 - 21:15

Sensitive youth with an acoustic guitar.

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Wed 9 May 2018 - 21:15

Woman with a piano.

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Wed 9 May 2018 - 21:15

This is all too wimpy for me.

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Wed 9 May 2018 - 21:16

Two men have walked on stage. Is it Jedward? Excited

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Wed 9 May 2018 - 21:17

Making a bid for the gay vote.

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Wed 9 May 2018 - 21:17

That won't go well in Eurovision. Colbert

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Wed 9 May 2018 - 21:18

Anyway, that was pleasant but too soppy for success.

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Wed 9 May 2018 - 21:18

Cyprus.

I predict that Greece will give them 12 points.

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Wed 9 May 2018 - 21:19

Ooh dear. This is bad.

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Wed 9 May 2018 - 21:19

Obligatory Shakira wannabe.

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Wed 9 May 2018 - 21:20

With obligatory European folk tinges thrown in.

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Wed 9 May 2018 - 21:21

Flames.

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Wed 9 May 2018 - 21:22

It's a lot more entertaining to watch than it is to listen to.

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Wed 9 May 2018 - 21:22

We've finished! All the acts have been on! joy

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Wed 9 May 2018 - 21:22

It's time to vote.

I'm going to do it!

I'm going to vote!

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Wed 9 May 2018 - 21:23

It's coming to us by satellite.

That means I'm going to have to vote via NASA.

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Wed 9 May 2018 - 21:23

I'll just go on their website.

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Wed 9 May 2018 - 21:24

"Hello. NASA? I'd like to vote in Eurovision, please."

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Wed 9 May 2018 - 21:24

"Hello?"

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