That's followed by The Force Awakens.

Bend it Like Beckham is on Film4.

Satan's School for Girls is on the Horror Channel at 6:45.

Bless This House is on TalkingPicturesTV at 7:10.

Starring Sid James, Terry Scott and June Whitfield.

And Peter Butterworth, Wendy Richard and Johnny Briggs.

The Call of the Wendigo wrote:

Doncaster Rovers vs the Crystal Palace is on BBC 1.

I thought that said Dinosaur Rovers at first.

But I did get up very early today.

Something something you obviously never been to Doncaster

And I thought it said crystal meth etc etc

Now to see what's on the telly right now.

The Chelsea Pensioners are playing United Mankind on BBC1

But that's a proper match! That people would want to watch! On the BBC!

Quark feels threatened when someone opens a rival bar.

Unearthly Stranger is on TalkingPicturesTV, right now.

That's that film that came out the year after An Unearthly Child was broadcast. I refuse to believe that is coincidence.

Wikipedia wrote:

Unearthly Stranger was selected by the film historians Steve Chibnall and Brian McFarlane as one of the 15 most meritorious British B films made between World War II and 1970. "Although Unearthly Stranger appears to draw attention to the performance of femininity, it is male society that is the real object of scrutiny," they say, describing it as "a highly effective fable" and praising its "unsettling atmosphere of dislocation and tension which disturbs our taken-for-granted assumptions about the worlds of office and home."

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unearthly_Stranger

The Intelligence Men is on the same channel at 11:10. Starring Morecambe and Wise.

Wikipedia wrote:

Critic Leslie Halliwell awarded the film no stars, describing it as an "inept and rather embarrassing big-screen debut for two excellent television comedians".

The film was one of the 12 most popular movies at the British box office in 1965.

So it's a case of and .

Geri > Leslie

Now to see what's on the telly right now.