Quote :

You told me again you preferred handsome men
but for me you would make an exception.

It's the use of the word 'again' that took it to the next level,

I have never associated him with hilarity. I have associated him with and .

He can be very funny, but always in that gallows humour way.

"Take the only tree that's left and stuff it up the hole in you culture"




At least 3 lol moments

Everybody knows that the dice are loaded
Everybody rolls with their fingers crossed
Everybody knows the war is over
Everybody knows the good guys lost
Everybody knows the fight was fixed
The poor stay poor, the rich get rich
That's how it goes
Everybody knows

Everybody knows that the boat is leaking
Everybody knows that the captain lied
Everybody got this broken feeling
Like their father or their dog just died



Everybody talking to their pockets
Everybody wants a box of chocolates
And a long-stem rose
Everybody knows



Everybody knows that you love me baby
Everybody knows that you really do
Everybody knows that you've been faithful
Ah, give or take a night or two

Everybody knows you've been discreet
But there were so many people you just had to meet
Without your clothes
And everybody knows



Everybody knows, everybody knows
That's how it goes
Everybody knows
Everybody knows, everybody knows
That's how it goes
Everybody knows

And everybody knows that it's now or never
Everybody knows that it's me or you
And everybody knows that you live forever
Ah, when you've done a line or two
Everybody knows the deal is rotten
Old Black Joe's still pickin' cotton
For your ribbons and bows
And everybody knows



And everybody knows that the Plague is coming
Everybody knows that it's moving fast
Everybody knows that the naked man and woman
Are just a shining artifact of the past
Everybody knows the scene is dead
But there's gonna be a meter on your bed
That will disclose
What everybody knows



And everybody knows that you're in trouble
Everybody knows what you've been through
From the bloody cross on top of Calvary
To the beach of Malibu
Everybody knows it's coming apart
Take one last look at this Sacred Heart
Before it blows
And everybody knows
Everybody knows, everybody knows
That's how it goes
Everybody knows
Everybody knows, everybody knows
That's how it goes
Everybody knows
Everybody knows, everybody knows
That's how it goes
Everybody knows
Everybody knows

I always thought it was...

"Like their father or their doctor died"

Better in my opinion.

Y'know, like, your doctor's supposed to be the one who looks after you, but if he ups and dies it's like and then


I think I put it in that thread about misheard lyrics that you thought were better than the actual ones thread.

He's got a new album out!!!

It's £39.99.



He'd have to sign it for me to pay that much.