I don’t see the joke with the whole name. Schoof. What’s Schoof?
You do need a surname that adds to it. Or a Famous Five situation. I used to love the Famous Five, always insisted on the videos from the library, and my mother (our phone was on the kitchen wall, so that’s where she spent most of her waking moments) used to shout down to the street things like ‘We’re watching Dick and Fanny up here’ - as we lived in Soho and it was always busy, a cheer would go up. Used to annoy me. Once we ended up with four people piling up the stairs in excitement, to find 8/9 year old me watching the Famous Five and tutting at them for disturbing me.