Or it will be on the 24th.

https://www.daysoftheyear.com/days/tell-an-old-joke-day/

Advanced warning for you to drag up think up some really bad, old jokes.

Did you hear the world's biggest Barbara Streisand fan died in a fire, they could only be identified by their Yentl records.

It's the Roman Empire. A man goes to see the soothsayer. The man says, "Soothsayer, I don't know what I'm going to do. I feel depressed and anxious all the time."

The soothsayer says, "You should go and see Spartacus fighting, at the Colosseum. That would raise any man's spirits."

The man says, "But, soothsayer, I'm Spartacus."

The soothsayer says, "No. I'm Spartacus."

That joke is 2,000 years old.

"Do androids dream of electric sheep?"

"No. They don't have enough RAM."

You'd better use that on Other Brand Forum before one of us steals it.

Apparently Pedigree Chum's gone into administration.

They've had to call in the retrievers.

Yes, and the private sp*rm bank went into voluntary liquidation.

A man walks into a pet shop and asks for a wasp.

The person behind the counter replies to the customer that they don't sell wasps.

"Well", replies the customer, "you've got one in the window".

How many goths does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they'd rather sit in the dark.

Three hookers are sitting at a bar having finished work for the night.

The first says a punter paid her to fire a tennis ball at him from her internal area, and expresses some surprise that it had fitted.

The second says 'that's nothing, I can get a football up mine'. The third merely laughs at these amateurs, and begins her skillful slide down the length of the barstool.

First Pr*stitute - "ooh, I've had such a night, worked off my feet, I've been!"

Second Pr*stitute - "busy night then, eh - how much did you make?"

First Pr*stitute - "Well, let me see (rummages around in her purse for a while)... £84.02!"

Second Pr*stitute - "Bl*mey, who gave the 2p?"

First Pr*stitute - "Why, they all did, sweetie!"

4 days to to dig up worst jokes than these.

How many ears did Davy Crockett have?

Three.

Name them then!

Bear in mind that the whole body politic and accompanying nomenclature has changed now.