Well I’m here!

Not heard a Yorkshire accent yet, it’s all Home Counties yahoos

GFOTY is plastered!

She just flashed her bottom at us

Well that was alright. Laters!

 



Edited to add:

And some of the most inept DJing eva!


Now dodgy website link of MP3 removed

Steviebaby wrote:

Well I’m here!

Where?

A vegan, trans, qu**r, one legged blackberry friendly hipster place in L**ds,

As is traditional with places like this, bar staff moving in slow motion,

I'm still waiting for my drink!

I'm out 8 times this month.

:OMG:

Steviebaby wrote:

I'm out 8 times this month.

Well, if you've come out as vegan, trans, qu**r, one legged, and a blackberry. that's still 3 not accounted for.

At least I didn't get called a H*pster,

Well I’m here!

Milky Wimpshake in Err Manchester

The man next to me has got a picture of Louise Wener on his phones locked screen,

I’ve got a picture of little ziggy looking quixotic

Steviebaby wrote:

Well I’m here!

In Oslo?

That’s a noway on the Norway

First support group, 3 chords and the punk truth


Boring.

Both the support groups have fender jaguars bass guitars, bloody hipsters.

It’s hot too, wish I’d worn my shorts