Nosferatu, the Vampyre is on TalkingPicturesTV at 1:50 AM.

It's the remake.

Which I have never seen.

I have.

It's about the last time you could make a straight Vampire film.


Dracula: Done to Death.

Now to see what's on the telly tonight.

The Masked Singer is on ITV at 7 o'clock.

And that's what's on the telly tonight.

Admittedly, there's more on than just that but it's just the same films and shows that are always on.

Here's a gif of Sasha Pivovarova looking disapproving, to make up for it.

via GIPHY

Seriously, why has she never been cast in a horror film? If that face appeared outside your window, you'd be terrified.

Tbh I'd find it quite disturbing if anyone's face appeared outside my window, even if it was still attached to them and it was someone I liked.

I second that. The notion alone is a great fear of mine.

Tapping on the window instead of ringing the doorbell is bad enough.

In CT's case, someone tapping on the window would be even more alarming!

The Call of the Wendigo wrote:

Here's a gif of Sasha Pivovarova looking disapproving, to make up for it.

Seriously, why has she never been cast in a horror film? If that face appeared outside your window, you'd be terrified.

I have found a photo of her, outside a window.



This is probably how she spends her evenings.

The thing that would disappoint me is that I'd be going "hello, hello, I'm here - you're quite attractive so, although I'm a bit confused and disturbed by you appearing at my downstairs bedroom window, I've had a good look at you and I've thought "cor, she's a bit of alright"", but you might be a mentalist, but I'm quite lonely, so...


I don't like where this story's going.

Anyway, she's looking at some kind of interior fixture isn't she.

She's a lunatic fixated by stucco putti and the like.

A chip off a cherub's w*nkle...

Nightjar wrote:

In CT's case, someone tapping on the window would be even more alarming!

Very true. Not a small consideration in my dislike of ground floor properties. I remember coming home from seeing 'Scream' at the cinema and having to calm myself down by telling myself out loud that the tapping noises at the window could only be rain, considering it was an upstairs flat.

I once spent a terrifying two nights alone in a property with a basement and a ground floor, in addition to a first floor and a second, and an attic. Everybody else who lived there had gone home or elsewhere for the weekend. I didn't realize until I woke up on the Saturday morning.

By that evening, I was locked in the bathroom with a bread knife, a bag of weed, king size red rizlas and a duvet. By Sunday evening when the first housemate arrived back I was half crazed with terror. I knew the house itself was easy to break into, because I'd done so myself once when I locked myself out.

The Call of the Wendigo wrote:

Seriously, why has she never been cast in a horror film? If that face appeared outside your window, you'd be terrified.

I think that one with the eyebrows in Suicide Squad has scared everyone off having supermoodels in their films.

Who, Mooget Robbie?