The TV running commentary thread

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It's yet another exciting feature, the like of which the world has never seen before. Here's where we can do running commentaries for any TV shows that we might wish to.

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I'm about to do one for Doctor Who's Orphan 55, the episode that has torn fandom asunder.

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That's because that's what this forum does - controversy.

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Hold on. Let's see if I can find it on the iPlayer.

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Let me get my various windows arranged so I can see everything at once.

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I'm set up.

I'm already to go.

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Trailer.

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Annoying singing people I don't recognise.

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It's started.

Blackness.

And then the purple opening titles burst out of the blackness. This has to be the best opening visual ever.

And I love the theme tune arrangement, especially that bit where the bass just suddenly drops away before the tune proper arrives.

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"Written by the bloke who did the frog one last season."

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That's literally what it says in the opening credits.

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They've won a free holiday.

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Now they're in a white and blue place.

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Woman who looks like a Bolivian pus caterpillar.

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The companions have wandered off and left the Dr all alone.

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The resort's got a physical breach.

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Old bloke and old woman sat admiring the swimming pool.

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He's about to propose.

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But Yazz has blundered in and got in his way.

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Stop c*ck bl*cking, Yazz!

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