Re: The general movie running commentary thread

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That was total cobblers.

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Now to see what people on YouTube made of it.

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They have nothing to say that is of any interest to me.

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Now to look back at the thread and see what everyone on here made of it.

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Stamp collecting plot twist.

[Nightjar]

That was total cobblers.

You are a bl**dy frankenstein philistine.

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Weeks ago, I bookmarked the Asylum's version of Princess of Mars, which I'm sure was not made purely to cash-in on the expected success of John Carter. At last, I have the chance to sit down and watch it. And I can share that experience with all of you.

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There'd better be nudity in it. The lack of nudity in John Carter was a major blow to my enjoyment of it.

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Mountains. I don't think they're on Mars. The sky isn't red.

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Starring Chako Vadaketh.

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When the actors have more alien names than the aliens do.

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"My name's John Carter."

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They seem to be in the modern day middle east. Wasn't it originally set in the American Civil War?

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The volume's nothing like loud enough. I can barely hear the dialogue. In fact, the sound of my typing is totally drowning it out.

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Where's my headphones?

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I've found them, in the cupboard drawer. When I pushed the drawer shut, it made a sound like Chewbacca.

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Now then, which of these holes is for headphones and which is for a microphone?

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