Re: The general movie running commentary thread

[The Call of the Wendigo]

I can't tell. It's too dark in this room to make it out. I shall have to guess.

[The Call of the Wendigo]

I have found the right hole.

[The Call of the Wendigo]

Beeping Hell! Someone fired a gun just as I plugged them in. I nearly went deaf!

[The Call of the Wendigo]

Why are the gunshots ten times as loud as the dialogue?

[The Call of the Wendigo]

I'm going to have to adjust the sound balance.

[The Call of the Wendigo]

Let's see. How do I do that?

[The Call of the Wendigo]

I have adjusted the sound balance. I don't think it's done much good.

[The Call of the Wendigo]

So, anyway, he's been shot and now he's somehow been sent to another planet.

[The Call of the Wendigo]

None of the people we've seen so far have been naked.

[The Call of the Wendigo]

The dialogue's being totally drowned out by background noise.

[The Call of the Wendigo]

He's woken up.

[The Call of the Wendigo]

I'm not surprised, with all that racket going on.

[The Call of the Wendigo]

Apparently, it's not our Mars. It's a totally different planet, in another solar system, that also happens to be called Mars.

[The Call of the Wendigo]

He's met some aliens.

[The Call of the Wendigo]

They've captured him.

It didn't take much doing.

[Fangirl Three]

Surely, being on a totally different planet, in another solar system, he's the alien

[The Call of the Wendigo]

He's jumped two hundred foot into the air.

[The Call of the Wendigo]

Music trying to make us think it's the most epic thing ever when it just looks rubbish. Super-jumping is the least impressive super-power ever.

[The Call of the Wendigo]

OTT alien laughing.

[The Call of the Wendigo]

This, basically, is exactly the same as John Carter.

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