I have proof at last that I live in a computer simulation. For weeks, YouTube has been pushing videos at me about the Great Pyramid at Giza, videos which claim to prove beyond all doubt that the Great Pyramid was a water pump/electrical generator/UFO beacon/food store/lightning rod/whatever, all of which feature cross-sectional diagrams of the pyramid, to reveal its inner layout.

Yesterday, I was walking through Sheffield's glamorous Millennium Galleries and what was sat there on a desk? Only a cross-sectional model of the Great Pyramid, showing its inner layout.

From this, I can only conclude that my real life is being influenced by what's happening to me on the Internet. This can only mean that my real life is part of the Internet and that I am therefore in a computer simulation and don't exist.

No one cares about my pain.

Admittedly, it's non-existent pain because I'm non-existent but non-existent pain is still pain, nonetheless.

Characters["Wendi"].Emotions.Pain.Decrease()

I have much to say about pymarids.

'My country's high py-RA-mi-des my gibbet'

I wonder, should we have poll on which is better - icy cold logical mathematical triangular based tetrahedral pyramids, or sunwarmed slavebuilt square based Egyptian style pyramids?

EXCLUSIVE: First Look Inside the Great Pyramid Queen's Chamber Northern Shaft.



How strange. The first ever exploration of the northern shaft reveals it contains an old tourism ticket and a plastic spool.

Just how did they get there?

A previously hidden corridor's been discovered in the Great Pyramid at Giza.

WHY does HE TALK like THAT

He's from the West Midlands.

Nightjar wrote:

I have much to say about pymarids.

What?

Well, for starters, Pointiness.

And that's just the start or the manifestations of manifold mysteries.


Even I'm scared of what I think I know.

Then:

What were they made of?

Most people think it's big blocks of stone.

Well, they may be correct - and every single piece of evidence points firmly to this fact...

But can we be sure?

Basically, I've not been there and so I can't confirm it.

Which is suspicious.

There's hidden chambers and voids turning up in pyramids all over the place, all of a sudden.

Fuck pyramids.