How Excited By Christmas are you?

by Guest Sat Nov 24, 2018 10:39 pm

Well, that worked well. Colbert

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Sat Nov 24, 2018 11:37 pm

I'm

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Sat Nov 24, 2018 11:38 pm

The Christmas Aardvark will soon be on its way. Excited

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Sat Nov 24, 2018 11:38 pm

Hoovering up unhappiness with its mighty nose. Excited

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Sat Nov 24, 2018 11:39 pm

And disemboweling disappointment with its majestic claws. Excited

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Sat Nov 24, 2018 11:40 pm

Drab dreariness will be torn to shreds. Excited

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Sat Nov 24, 2018 11:40 pm

And left in butchered pieces on our front steps. Excited

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Sat Nov 24, 2018 11:41 pm

Freshly squished apathy will be flung across our window panes. Excited

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Sat Nov 24, 2018 11:42 pm

And the corpse of everydayness rammed down our chimneys. Excited

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Sat Nov 24, 2018 11:42 pm

Like rats down a sewage pipe. Excited

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Sun Nov 25, 2018 12:26 am

It's going to be a Yuletide slaughterhouse.

And all because of the Christmas Aardvark. Excited

by Fangirl Three Sun Nov 25, 2018 7:25 am

by Guest Sun Nov 25, 2018 8:00 am

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Sun Nov 25, 2018 9:42 am

Someone has captured its majesty in pictures. Excited

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Sun Nov 25, 2018 9:43 am

Three seconds later, the artist was dead. Excited

by Nightjar Sun Nov 25, 2018 11:41 am

I've captured the Christmas Aardvark's majesty in pictures several times and I'm still alive. box

by Nightjar Sun Nov 25, 2018 11:42 am

Or am I?

by Guest Sun Nov 25, 2018 12:02 pm

You need to look down, open your shirt and see the fatal deep scars that have always been there.

sad yes

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Sat Dec 01, 2018 10:35 am

It's December! cheer

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