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Post by Nightjar Wed Apr 10, 2024 8:04 pm

Inspired by CT's colourist's assertion that everyone needs a 'power ballad' that both dr*ves and compliments perfectly your b*dr**m p*rf*m*nce (and woe-betide you if you don't have one), I've created this thread.

Anyway, it doesn't have to be a power bollard necessarily, but maybe just a...

...a...

...song?

Also, which one's are the worst ones?

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Post by cosmictanya Wed Apr 10, 2024 8:06 pm

Not drives, but sums up your preferred pace.

Mine is on that otherwise dreadful album, it’s what reminded me of his great wisdom.

The clashing cymbals, the beat, the longing, the crescendo building from the centre of the earth, going for more and grander beyond the point any other lesser power ballad would’ve given in, leaving only devastation and exhaustion behind.


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Post by Nightjar Wed Apr 10, 2024 8:07 pm

One that sticks out in my mind is, perhaps strangely (perhaps not), this...




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Post by Nightjar Wed Apr 10, 2024 8:08 pm

cosmictanya wrote:Not drives, but sums up your preferred pace.

Well, whatever.


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Post by cosmictanya Wed Apr 10, 2024 8:10 pm

Nightjar wrote:
cosmictanya wrote:Not drives, but sums up your preferred pace.

Well, whatever.


No not whatever. You’re missing the point. It’s not something to play during sex, it should be so embarrassing that it can really only be revealed in the privacy of an entire salon. You should die of shame at the thought anyone you’re actually having sex with would know.

There’s rules - chiefly, it mustn’t be cool. It just is.

Too cool for school means it’s all about you, not the moment.
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Post by Nightjar Wed Apr 10, 2024 8:13 pm

Create your own thread then. evil tongue

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Post by cosmictanya Wed Apr 10, 2024 8:14 pm

The moment - there’s a terrible one. Martine McCiycheon ‘Perfect Moment’.

Anyone who enjoys that, who feels it in their pelvis, is going to be terrible in the sack.

As a question on dates, it has never failed me. Or anyone else I’ve passed the wisdom along to. Of course, you don’t reveal your own, just find a way to find out theirs. If they don’t have one, that’s as bad as a bad one. It’s like a key, and you know whether it’s worth bothering.
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Post by Nightjar Wed Apr 10, 2024 8:17 pm

Yeah, you've lost me.

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Post by cosmictanya Wed Apr 10, 2024 8:18 pm

Don’t you pretend you’re that unknowing.

It’s knowing whether you’re going to be set on fire or draped with a bag of old salad.
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