Re: Eurovision Song Contest 2018 | Lisbon, Portugal

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Fri May 11, 2018 8:13 pm

So far, it has nothing going for it.

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Fri May 11, 2018 8:14 pm

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Fri May 11, 2018 8:14 pm

Snow.

Flag-waving.

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Fri May 11, 2018 8:15 pm

Russia.

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Fri May 11, 2018 8:16 pm

Disabled woman singing.

Is she the Russian woman in the wheelchair who was banned last year?

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Fri May 11, 2018 8:16 pm

Have the Russians decided to give her another go?

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Fri May 11, 2018 8:17 pm

It's a song that is struggling to distinguish itself.

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Fri May 11, 2018 8:19 pm

Green room chat with the annoying CGI violin youth. sleepy

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Fri May 11, 2018 8:20 pm

Moldova on next.

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Fri May 11, 2018 8:21 pm

People walking in and out of doors.

They're going down the comedy route.

And the 1920s revival tactic that failed Britain so badly last year.

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Fri May 11, 2018 8:21 pm

It's catchy and energetic.

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Fri May 11, 2018 8:21 pm

Singer looks like James Corden.

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Fri May 11, 2018 8:22 pm

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Fri May 11, 2018 8:23 pm

It's the sort of act they audience in the arena will love but that will probably struggle to get votes.

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Fri May 11, 2018 8:23 pm

The Nether Regions on next.

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Fri May 11, 2018 8:24 pm

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Fri May 11, 2018 8:24 pm

Dutch Bon Jovi. dontpanic

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Fri May 11, 2018 8:25 pm

But it's ended up being more Country than Rock.

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Fri May 11, 2018 8:25 pm

Weird dancers.

I predict this will tank in the voting.

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Fri May 11, 2018 8:26 pm

The dancing is in a totally different genre to the music. Sly

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