Don’t look up.

16 washing machines.

R we dead yet?

They're waiting for the washing machines to go into the spin cycle. Then we're all dead.

2024DW. The equivalent of a grain of sand travelling at 0.33mm per second missing a football by 4 metres.

There's a live list here https://cneos.jpl.nasa.gov/ca/

There's one due on March 3rd which will come within 0.0008 AU (80,000 miles or 10 Earth diameters - 2.2m on the football analogy scale)

It doesn't tell me how big any of them are, relative to a washing machine.

It gives the approximate diameter in metres, and a washing machine is about 0.6 x 0.6 x 0.85 metres.