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Happy Birthday, Buttertubs!
by The Call of the Wendigo Sun Aug 02, 2020 10:45 pm
Thanks to my special powers, I know it's more or less Buttertubs' birthday, some time around now. And that it's a very special one! 
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Re: Happy Birthday, Buttertubs!
by Fangirl Three Mon Aug 03, 2020 6:50 am
Happy birthday. Remember 40 is the new 30.
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Re: Happy Birthday, Buttertubs!
by Nightjar Mon Aug 03, 2020 2:56 pm
I don't have much to give by way of a present, but here're small collection of Argos catalogues I stole from a Guardian article found in a box at the back of the cupboard.
1975-76
1976-77
1978-79
1979-80
1980-81
1981-82
1982-83
1983-84
1984-85
1985-86
1986-87
1987-88
1988-89
1990-91
1995-96
1997-98
1999-2000
1975-76
1976-77
1978-79
1979-80
1980-81
1981-82
1982-83
1983-84
1984-85
1985-86
1986-87
1987-88
1988-89
1990-91
1995-96
1997-98
1999-2000
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Re: Happy Birthday, Buttertubs!
by Nightjar Mon Aug 03, 2020 2:57 pm
I love how the first two genuinely look like charity shops. 
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Re: Happy Birthday, Buttertubs!
by Guest Mon Aug 03, 2020 3:45 pm
They liked their Dunhill
lighters didn't they?
lighters didn't they?
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Re: Happy Birthday, Buttertubs!
by The Call of the Wendigo Mon Aug 03, 2020 4:15 pm
I think I was totally unaware of the existence of Argos until the 1990s. 
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Re: Happy Birthday, Buttertubs!
by Fangirl Three Mon Aug 03, 2020 7:11 pm
I on the other hand was aware of it from its inception, when the Green Shield place turned into it.
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Re: Happy Birthday, Buttertubs!
by Nightjar Mon Aug 03, 2020 8:50 pm
I don't think I went into one until I actually got a job there - working in the stockroom of the Shepherds Bush branch in 1989.
I still didn't really know how the shopping experience was supposed to work even though I was collecting the orders and putting them on the conveyor belt.
I got fired for showing a lack of enthusiasm.
In 1989.
I still didn't really know how the shopping experience was supposed to work even though I was collecting the orders and putting them on the conveyor belt.
I got fired for showing a lack of enthusiasm.
In 1989.
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Re: Happy Birthday, Buttertubs!
by Butterfield Mon Aug 03, 2020 10:34 pm
I can smell those Argos catalogues right now. 
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Re: Happy Birthday, Buttertubs!
by The Call of the Wendigo Sun Aug 04, 2024 4:28 pm
I do believe it has been a certain person's birthday in the past few days.
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Re: Happy Birthday, Buttertubs!
by SiberianPrincess’sMidriff Sun Aug 04, 2024 4:29 pm
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Re: Happy Birthday, Buttertubs!
by cosmictanya Sun Aug 04, 2024 4:54 pm
Nightjar wrote:I don't think I went into one until I actually got a job there - working in the stockroom of the Shepherds Bush branch in 1989.
I still didn't really know how the shopping experience was supposed to work even though I was collecting the orders and putting them on the conveyor belt.
I got fired for showing a lack of enthusiasm.
In 1989.
It was a department store of dreams, in three or four relatively easy steps. Fill out the codes, have the codes approved at one till, move on to pay at another and get a number, wait to be called. Not a hint of a smile would ever be returned by a staff member. If you were buying something heavy and taking a few seconds to work out how to pick it up they’d shout helpful things like ‘MOVE’.
I dread to think how lacking in enthusiasm or charm you’d have to be to actually get fired.
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Re: Happy Birthday, Buttertubs!
by Nightjar Sun Aug 04, 2024 4:59 pm
Charm?
Who mentioned charm?
Who mentioned charm?
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Re: Happy Birthday, Buttertubs!
by cosmictanya Sun Aug 04, 2024 6:45 pm
I suppose that’s correct. You can be ruthlessly efficient but charmless (Argos) or charming but useless (you in retail). You might’ve been better suited to one of the antique shops in Kensington Church Street, occasionally deigning to look up to see if the person ringing the bell was worth letting in, and invariably deciding no. A world of charm awaits the lucky few in the market for a side table that Empress Meishō used for tea ceremonies.
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Re: Happy Birthday, Buttertubs!
by cosmictanya Sun Aug 04, 2024 8:38 pm
Did anyone else used to draw floor plans, and then cut out all the furniture, hifi, and labour saving appliances they wanted from Argos when they grew up (hence my needing two copies of the latest catalogue), Pritt Sticking it into its best place onto the floor plans.
Then a separate box, to represent a safe, at the side with all the jewellery you’d want/need for adult life that had been cut out from the same?
Before sitting back and admiring all the things you’d have. You used to get these big A1 or A2 white card/paper sheets which were ideal.
Hours of satisfaction pre-internet.
Then a separate box, to represent a safe, at the side with all the jewellery you’d want/need for adult life that had been cut out from the same?
Before sitting back and admiring all the things you’d have. You used to get these big A1 or A2 white card/paper sheets which were ideal.
Hours of satisfaction pre-internet.
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Re: Happy Birthday, Buttertubs!
by cosmictanya Sun Aug 04, 2024 8:47 pm
I used to jazz it up with more upmarket things cut out from airline magazines, holiday brochures (the James ones were my favourites - always lovely villas with gorgeous pools to do a collage for the ‘garden’), and wallpaper samples from shops.
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Re: Happy Birthday, Buttertubs!
by The Call of the Wendigo Sun Aug 04, 2024 8:47 pm
I never did that.
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Re: Happy Birthday, Buttertubs!
by cosmictanya Sun Aug 04, 2024 8:53 pm
The Call of the Wendigo wrote:I never did that.
Oh. You don’t know all the fun you missed.
Actually I needed three catalogues (two to cut up, and you needed two in case there was something on the other side of the same page the first cut had ruined), and one actual one to remain intact for the household.
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