The New Hall of the Wendigo

Melodramatic trumpets for no noticeable reason are the official reason for the New Hall of the Wendigo.

A Pukka Posher leek, chicken and pancetta pie, reduced by £1.21, is the official dinner of the New Hall of the Wendigo.
The Rosy Maple Moth is the official moth of the New Hall of the Wendigo.
Authorised Neutral Athlete is the official sporting nation of the New Hall of the Wendigo.
Snodgress Milland is the official actor of the New Hall of the Wendigo.
Peak Freans are the official Sunday afternoon biscuit makers of the Hall of the Wendigo.
Deirdre Cartwright is the official guitarist of the New Hall of the Wendigo.
Duncan Lamont is the official drill operator of the New Hall of the Wendigo.
The Unicorn Invasion of Dundee is the Official Scottish-Swiss symphonic power metal anthem of the New Hall of the Wendigo.
The New Zealandland dollar is the official currency of the New Hall of the Wendigo.
Billie the imaginary owl is the official owl of the New Hall of the Wendigo.
The koala bear is the official animal of the New Hall of the Wendigo.
Ethel Merman is the official singer of the New Hall of the Wendigo.
Arthur Lucan is the official comedian of the New Hall of the Wendigo (despite being a bit scary).
The miserable-looking Blobfish is the official fish of the New Hall of the Wendigo.
Maria McKee is the official cryptid of the Hall of the Wendigo.
The Bolivian Puss Caterpillar is the official caterpillar of the New Hall of the Wendigo.
The Daphne is the official flower of the New Hall of the Wendigo. Suzi Quatro is the official dancer of the New Hall of the Wendigo.
Blackpool is the official holiday destination of the New Hall of the Wendigo.
244 is the official number of the New Hall of the Wendigo.
Mrs Mills is the official pianist of the New Hall of the Wendigo.
Vlada Roslyakova is the official supermodel of the New Hall of the Wendigo.
Bshnyizsh ba boozshniz byishnyia na boozshnizh ba boozshnizh nana ba byizshnizh is the official song of the New Hall of the Wendigo.
Simon Creepton is the official New Hall of the Wendigo Puppet Prime Minister.
Vince Taylor is the official New Hall of the Wendigo Rocker 'n Roller.