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Post by Nightjar Wed May 31, 2023 8:41 pm

Something something you couldn't make it up...

Man admits freezing leg of alleged ‘eunuch maker’ who was accused of broadcasting live castrations

Jacob Crimi-Appleby, alleged member of an extreme body modification group, pleaded guilty to causing grievous bodily harm with intent
https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2023/may/31/man-admits-freezing-leg-of-alleged-eunuch-maker-website-owner

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Post by Nightjar Wed May 31, 2023 8:57 pm

On reflection...

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Post by Nightjar Thu Jun 01, 2023 11:08 am

This is Operation Spanner all over again isn't it.

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Post by SiberianPrincess’sMidriff Thu Jun 01, 2023 11:46 am

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Post by Nightjar Thu Jun 01, 2023 9:52 pm

Coincidence or...

US doctor accused of using own sperm to impregnate patients dies in air crash

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2023/jun/01/us-fertility-doctor-morris-wortman-plane-crash

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Post by The Call of the Wendigo Thu Nov 02, 2023 5:23 pm

https://twitter.com/NoContextBrits/status/1720036752352567385

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Post by SiberianPrincess’sMidriff Thu Nov 09, 2023 9:25 am

https://www.warringtonguardian.co.uk/news/23907553.new-orford-farm-sex-dungeon-retirement-flat-plans-set-approval

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Post by Nightjar Tue Dec 26, 2023 10:30 pm

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Chinese chess champion stripped of title after defecating in hotel bathtub

Yan Chenglong crowned ‘Xiangqi King’ but overdid celebrations, as governing body also investigates whether he cheated using anal beads

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https://www.theguardian.com/world/2023/dec/27/chinese-chess-champion-stripped-of-title-after-defecating-in-hotel-bathtub

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Post by The Call of the Wendigo Tue Dec 26, 2023 10:43 pm

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Post by Butterfield Fri Feb 16, 2024 11:58 pm

What a Face

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Post by The Call of the Wendigo Sat Feb 17, 2024 9:34 am

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Post by Nightjar Wed Feb 21, 2024 1:46 pm

Murder accused said dog owner asked him to break into home to walk labradoodle

https://www.standard.co.uk/news/crime/greater-manchester-radcliffe-manchester-crown-court-scotland-duke-street-b1140583.html

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Post by Fangirl Three Sat Mar 16, 2024 5:56 pm

Access to Ernest Shackleton’s grave 'blocked by dead seals'

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Post by Nightjar Tue Mar 26, 2024 1:23 pm

Alan Titchmarsh’s jeans blurred by North Korean TV censors

Footage of green-fingered BBC presenter obscured from waist down to hide ‘symbol of US imperialism’

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https://www.theguardian.com/world/2024/mar/26/alan-titchmarsh-jeans-north-korean-tv-censors

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Post by cosmictanya Tue Mar 26, 2024 7:51 pm

There’s nothing Titchmarsh won’t acquiesce with in order to stay on television. All the hungriest stars pale in comparison to Alan - Madonna thinks she’s the queen of reinvention, but she’s not big in North Korea, is she! If she’d done things the Alan Titchmarsh way, she would be. She’ll live and learn when they put a statue of him up in the capital.
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Post by Butterfield Mon Apr 01, 2024 8:01 pm

Exmouth swimmer fined for 'wee in the sea'
https://www.exmouthjournal.co.uk/news/24223704.exmouth-swimmer-fined-wee-sea/
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Post by Butterfield Mon Apr 01, 2024 8:01 pm

Also, best ever website address.

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Post by cosmictanya Tue Apr 09, 2024 3:05 pm

Headlines you misread.

Lulu is reshaping geopolitics.
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Post by Butterfield Wed Apr 17, 2024 3:05 pm

'My parents gave me a granny name - I hate introducing myself to people'

A teenage girl claims she despises the 'granny name' her parents gave her so much that it frequently leaves her in tears - and she's too embarrassed to even say it out loud

Taking to Reddit, the fed-up girl - whose name is Sharon....
https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/my-parents-gave-granny-name-32583541


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Post by cosmictanya Wed Apr 17, 2024 4:30 pm

I feel for her. I wouldn’t say Sharon is a granny name - I’d say, much like my own, it’s a late middle aged tarts name, although Sharon is more downmarket.

There aren’t many old ladies called Sharon, and there aren’t many young people called it. It’s a 50-70 year olds (which now I think of it, is a granny age) name, suggesting heaving bosoms straining against animal print fabric, with a lot of scaffolding holding them above the waistline.

That’s what ‘Sharon’ says to me. Maybe I should tell her, it might make her feel better. It might be making a younger impression than she fears.


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