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+5cosmictanya The Call of the Wendigo Nightjar flibbington2.0 Fangirl Three 9 posters |
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cosmictanya
Posts : 5851 Karma : 235 Join date : 2019-08-14
| Subject: Re: What's that in your Mouth? Sun Apr 03, 2022 3:39 pm | |
| Forty eight hours without food is not a long time.
Fangirl, are you living in a hotel?
I've never found anything in the Linda McCartney range at all palatable. Her sausages are especially horrible, and they have the look and texture of badly circumcised c**ks. |
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Fangirl Three
Posts : 11518 Karma : 396 Join date : 2018-05-03
| Subject: Re: What's that in your Mouth? Sun Apr 03, 2022 4:19 pm | |
| I am living in a hotel, yes. I do 2 weeks at a time, then I spend 4 nights at my parents' house where I do my laundry and attend to my post, prescriptions etc. _________________ ' "Haven't got houses." Where do they live then?'
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cosmictanya
Posts : 5851 Karma : 235 Join date : 2019-08-14
| Subject: Re: What's that in your Mouth? Sun Apr 03, 2022 9:07 pm | |
| Is that not very unsettling? I thought you'd bought a place in Scotland to live in. Hotel life must take a stressful toll. Wouldn't it be cheaper to rent a flat than to keep shelling out on hotel rooms? A months rent surely wouldn't surpass the cost of a fortnight in room rates. |
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Fangirl Three
Posts : 11518 Karma : 396 Join date : 2018-05-03
| Subject: Re: What's that in your Mouth? Mon Apr 04, 2022 8:00 am | |
| It is a bit unsettling, but at the same time it's exciting. I'm doing the same old job each day, but in a variety of exotic suburban Glasgow locations. And I enjoy the challenge of working out the minimal amount of things I need to travel with, and likewise which ones to keep cached in my storage cubicle here.
As to the expense,
Rented flat scenario Rent 2-bed flat 850 Utilities (including latest rises) 183 Council tax 67 50 sq ft storage 190 TOTAL 1290
Hotel scenario 5 nights at family seat (expenses) 31 25 nights Premier Inn (average) 1425 Costs for food inefficiencies 80 0.5 round trips to Scotland (average) 70 305 sq ft storage 836 TOTAL 2442
(There are other expenses which are the same in both scenarios and which I won't bore you with)
You can see it's the storage cost that's really dragging me down. However, I'm still breaking even because I've got the yield from the money I got from selling the house.
So, my reasoning is that I can afford to extend the hotel scenario for as long as it takes to find an acceptable place to rent. Knowing myself as I do, I'm sure that the definition of 'acceptable' will change if I get fed up with pretending to be Alan Partridge.
_________________ ' "Haven't got houses." Where do they live then?'
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cosmictanya
Posts : 5851 Karma : 235 Join date : 2019-08-14
| Subject: Re: What's that in your Mouth? Tue Apr 05, 2022 4:32 pm | |
| Are you entertaining in these hotel rooms? I always try to get a local round on night one to test it all out properly. Hotels are thrillingly anonymous and therefore quite exciting.
Zero minutes between key in door and proceedings beginning is my best personal record - I'd arranged it online and he was already in the bar waiting for me to check in. I can't recall his name (I feel like it might've been Josh now I think of it, or maybe Jordan), but he was a 19 year old squaddie who was on leave and staying with his parents nearby - 8/10.
The room itself was barely a 6/10. |
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Fangirl Three
Posts : 11518 Karma : 396 Join date : 2018-05-03
| Subject: Re: What's that in your Mouth? Tue Apr 05, 2022 6:07 pm | |
| I have to make my own entertainment _________________ ' "Haven't got houses." Where do they live then?'
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cosmictanya
Posts : 5851 Karma : 235 Join date : 2019-08-14
| Subject: Re: What's that in your Mouth? Thu Apr 07, 2022 10:14 am | |
| Bound to be a businessman away from his wife for the night that can help you out. |
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Fangirl Three
Posts : 11518 Karma : 396 Join date : 2018-05-03
| Subject: Re: What's that in your Mouth? Thu Apr 07, 2022 2:12 pm | |
| Well, I did report water dripping from the bathroom ventilator a couple of days ago, and yesterday a burly maintenance man came to look at my fan. _________________ ' "Haven't got houses." Where do they live then?'
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cosmictanya
Posts : 5851 Karma : 235 Join date : 2019-08-14
| Subject: Re: What's that in your Mouth? Thu Apr 07, 2022 7:09 pm | |
| A promising start. Call him back, and tell him you'll spare him a teabag if he's thirsty. |
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Fangirl Three
Posts : 11518 Karma : 396 Join date : 2018-05-03
| Subject: Re: What's that in your Mouth? Fri Apr 08, 2022 2:01 pm | |
| This morning two burly maintenance men turned up at 9, and they explained that one needed to go into the loft to fix the issue.
So very soon one of them was on top of me banging away, while the other stood by shouting encouragement. _________________ ' "Haven't got houses." Where do they live then?'
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The Call of the Wendigo Admin
Posts : 149406 Karma : 1199 Join date : 2018-05-02
| Subject: Re: What's that in your Mouth? Fri Apr 08, 2022 4:46 pm | |
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SiberianPrincess’sMidriff
Posts : 48695 Karma : 502 Join date : 2021-07-19
| Subject: Re: What's that in your Mouth? Fri Apr 08, 2022 5:29 pm | |
| Did you get good fan service? _________________ I saw weird stuff in that place last night. Weird strange, sick, twisted, eerie, Godless, evil stuff…
And I want in |
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Fangirl Three
Posts : 11518 Karma : 396 Join date : 2018-05-03
| Subject: Re: What's that in your Mouth? Sat Apr 09, 2022 2:10 pm | |
| Suffice it to say that my fan has stopped dripping. _________________ ' "Haven't got houses." Where do they live then?'
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SiberianPrincess’sMidriff
Posts : 48695 Karma : 502 Join date : 2021-07-19
| Subject: Re: What's that in your Mouth? Thu Apr 21, 2022 11:20 am | |
| I've just had a Buttery Nipple.
_________________ I saw weird stuff in that place last night. Weird strange, sick, twisted, eerie, Godless, evil stuff…
And I want in |
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The Call of the Wendigo Admin
Posts : 149406 Karma : 1199 Join date : 2018-05-02
| Subject: Re: What's that in your Mouth? Thu Apr 21, 2022 11:39 am | |
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The Call of the Wendigo Admin
Posts : 149406 Karma : 1199 Join date : 2018-05-02
| Subject: Re: What's that in your Mouth? Thu Jun 02, 2022 8:08 pm | |
| This is it. I'm about to make a pizza from scratch - including the bread.
I shall be using mushrooms and haslet for the topping.
The bread shall be made from flour, milk, imitation butter and water.
It shall all be cooked in the microwave. _________________ |
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The Call of the Wendigo Admin
Posts : 149406 Karma : 1199 Join date : 2018-05-02
| Subject: Re: What's that in your Mouth? Thu Jun 02, 2022 8:09 pm | |
| This is going to be epic. _________________ |
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Nightjar
Posts : 113287 Karma : 923 Join date : 2018-05-05
| Subject: Re: What's that in your Mouth? Thu Jun 02, 2022 8:33 pm | |
| _________________ Ibble obble black bobble, ibble obble out!
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Nightjar
Posts : 113287 Karma : 923 Join date : 2018-05-05
| Subject: Re: What's that in your Mouth? Thu Jun 02, 2022 8:33 pm | |
| Seriously, I'm afraid. _________________ Ibble obble black bobble, ibble obble out!
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The Call of the Wendigo Admin
Posts : 149406 Karma : 1199 Join date : 2018-05-02
| Subject: Re: What's that in your Mouth? Thu Jun 02, 2022 9:07 pm | |
| To be honest, it could've turned out better.
Microwave bread seems to turn out better when you cook it vertically, rather than horizontally.
When you microwave it horizontally, it tends to come out less raised and more paste-like. _________________ |
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