It's two days after that magical time of week.

And there are rumours of startling news at the pinnacle.

First up, there are no new entries in this week's Top 40.

These are the positions of the Christmas songs:

39 - Cozy Little Christmas
Katy Perry

37 - Let It Snow Let It Snow Let It Snow
Dean Martin

35 - Christmas Lights
Coldplay

33 - Sleigh Ride
Ronettes

31 - Santa Baby
Kylie Minogue

30 - Mistletoe
Justin Bieber

27 - Jingle Bell Rock
Bobby Helms

25 - Wonderful Christmastime
Paul McCartney

24 - Holly Jolly Christmas
Michael Buble

23 - It's the Most Wonderful Time of The Year
Andy Williams

21 - One More Sleep
Leona Lewis

19 - Happy Xmas (war Is Over)
John & Yoko/Plastic Ono Band

18 - Merry Xmas Everybody
Slade

17 - Underneath the Tree
Kelly Clarkson

16 - Santa Tell Me
Ariana Grande

15 - Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree
Brenda Lee

12 - I Wish It Could Be Christmas Everyday
Wizzard

11 - Driving Home for Christmas
Chris Rea

10 - It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like...
Michael Buble

8 - Step Into Christmas
Elton John

7 - Do They Know It's Christmas?
Band Aid

6 - Merry Christmas Everyone
Shakin' Stevens

5 - Fairytale of New York
Pogues Ft Kirsty Maccoll

4 - Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree
Justin Bieber

3 - This Christmas
Jess Glynne

2 - All I Want for Christmas Is You
Mariah Carey

And that means that this week's UK Number One, having been previously pipped for the top spot by Mariah Carey, is Last Christmas by Wham.

Last week's Number One Don't Stop Me Eatin' by Ladbaby is down 77 places, to 78.

So, we've basically had three Christmas Number Ones this year.

Greg Lake has still not made the Top 100.

Now for the album chart.

The Voice by Lil Durk is in at 26.

Whole Lotta Red by Playboi Carti is in at 17.

The Call of the Wendigo wrote:

So, we've basically had three Christmas Number Ones this year.

For this year?

And that means Christmas by Michael Buble is up 4 places to claim the Number One spot on this week's UK album chart.

Guest‎‎‏‏‎ ‎ wrote:

The Call of the Wendigo wrote:

So, we've basically had three Christmas Number Ones this year.

For this year?

For this Christmas.

The Call of the Wendigo wrote:

Guest‎‎‏‏‎ ‎ wrote:

The Call of the Wendigo wrote:

So, we've basically had three Christmas Number Ones this year.

For this year?

For this Christmas.

For Last Christmas.

The Call of the Wendigo wrote:

Last week's Number One Don't Stop Me Eatin' by Ladbaby is down 77 places, to 78.

I think that proves what a worthwhile number one song it was.

And I still haven't listened to it or any of his/their songs.

I've just realised I did this on the wrong day because I thought yesterday was Sunday.

I did wonder why you were doing it on Saturday. But I assumed you knew what you were doing.

Yeah, I know.

Wendi always knows what she's doing.

Butterfield wrote:

The Call of the Wendigo wrote:

Guest‎‎‏‏‎ ‎ wrote:

The Call of the Wendigo wrote:

So, we've basically had three Christmas Number Ones this year.

For this year?

For this Christmas.

For Last Christmas.

Yes, that's the number one.

What, Yes are number one?