The Call of the Wendigo wrote:

I've bought a thermometer at the Wilko's closing down sale

Gosh, that was quick, usually there's a 6-month phase where someone else buys them and then they go completely bust after that.

Meanwhile the temperature in my house hotel room is 23.0 C.

The Call of the Wendigo wrote:

The thermometer cost me £2.10, reduced from £3.

It's well over a foot long. They had some smaller ones but they were £6. It seemed odd that the big ones were so much cheaper than the small ones.

Not if it's an oral thermometer.

Talking about shoving huge things in your mouth, have you been editing posts on this very thread?

I haven't been editing any posts on this thread.

What happened to the exciting talk saying something about being shocked about how few people were in the shop?

It's the last post on the previous page.

Oh.

I see.

The temperature in here has dropped to 22.5 C.

Currently 23 degrees in here.

Now 25 degrees in here. That's the warmest it's been since I got the thermometer.

23.5 degrees.

Just now I felt chilly and put a fleece on. Only to glance at the thermometer and realise that the temperature is now 24.0 degrees.

It's 26.5 C in here. I can only imagine what an inferno it would be if I hadn't closed the curtains.

27.0 C

It's 27 in here as well.

Gorgeous. Just perfect. On the border of stuffy but not quite.

27.5 C