That was total cobblers.

Now to see what people on YouTube made of it.

They have nothing to say that is of any interest to me.

Now to look back at the thread and see what everyone on here made of it.

The Call of the Wendigo wrote:

That was total cobblers.

You are a bl**dy frankenstein philistine.

Weeks ago, I bookmarked the Asylum's version of Princess of Mars, which I'm sure was not made purely to cash-in on the expected success of John Carter. At last, I have the chance to sit down and watch it. And I can share that experience with all of you.

There'd better be nudity in it. The lack of nudity in John Carter was a major blow to my enjoyment of it.

Mountains. I don't think they're on Mars. The sky isn't red.

Starring Chako Vadaketh.

When the actors have more alien names than the aliens do.

"My name's John Carter."

They seem to be in the modern day middle east. Wasn't it originally set in the American Civil War?

The volume's nothing like loud enough. I can barely hear the dialogue. In fact, the sound of my typing is totally drowning it out.

Where's my headphones?

I've found them, in the cupboard drawer. When I pushed the drawer shut, it made a sound like Chewbacca.

Now then, which of these holes is for headphones and which is for a microphone?