I can't tell. It's too dark in this room to make it out. I shall have to guess.

I have found the right hole.

Beeping Hell! Someone fired a gun just as I plugged them in. I nearly went deaf!

Why are the gunshots ten times as loud as the dialogue?

I'm going to have to adjust the sound balance.

Let's see. How do I do that?

I have adjusted the sound balance. I don't think it's done much good.

So, anyway, he's been shot and now he's somehow been sent to another planet.

None of the people we've seen so far have been naked.

The dialogue's being totally drowned out by background noise.

He's woken up.

I'm not surprised, with all that racket going on.

Apparently, it's not our Mars. It's a totally different planet, in another solar system, that also happens to be called Mars.

He's met some aliens.

They've captured him.

It didn't take much doing.

Surely, being on a totally different planet, in another solar system, he's the alien

He's jumped two hundred foot into the air.

Music trying to make us think it's the most epic thing ever when it just looks rubbish. Super-jumping is the least impressive super-power ever.

OTT alien laughing.

This, basically, is exactly the same as John Carter.