Re: The NEW, "What's that in your eyeballs?" thread. Part 17

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Was it the kind of squid that looked like it might threaten Tokyo?

[Skywave]

No they were small and of good nature

[Nightjar]

I have a new television.

I hate it.

It's cheap and nasty.

The stands it sits on are so wide and positioned so far at the edges that it scarcely fits on my table.

The set up was tortuously convoluted and time consuming.

The remote control is pathetically small.

Also, the sound is abysmal.

It is going straight back to the shop in the coming days.

[SiberianPrincess’sMidriff]

I think with modern TVs you're supposed to use a soundbar for the maximum seat rattling explosions per episode of Coronation Street

Have you tuned it to the HD channels? 101 for BBC one?

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Now to see what's on the telly tonight.

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Flash Gordon is on ITV4, at 6:45.

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This Island Earth is on The Horror Channel at the same time.

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How am I supposed to know which one to watch?

[Fangirl Three]

This Island Earth, cos Flash Gordon will have all the sexy good bits cut out of it.

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In fairness, they cut all the sexy bits out of This Island Earth too.

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Now to see what's on the telly tonight.

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Earthtastrophe is on Great! Movies.

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Just from the title alone, I'm guessing that's not a great movie.

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Thoroughly Modern Millie is on Great! Movies Classic.

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The Time Tunnel is on The Horror Channel at 7 o'clock.

[Nightjar]

I have a new television.

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Is it more to your satisfaction?

[Nightjar]

So far, yes.

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