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Post by Nightjar Sun Jun 26, 2022 10:43 pm

Local news - it's more often than not about an excess of gnomes positioned on the fringe of a village common that potentially may cause a plaster breakage that means a tiny speck of gnome flicks into the eye of someone innocently eating a ploughman's lunch (1 slice of stale French bread, a 'hunk' of Cathedral City mild cheddar, two cherry tomatoes, one leaf of little gem lettuce, a spindly 'length' of reshaped pork matter and a teaspoon of Asda-brand 'Branston' = £24).

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Post by Nightjar Sun Jun 26, 2022 10:44 pm

But is it ever near enough to actually cause harm to any of us!?

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Post by Nightjar Sun Jun 26, 2022 10:45 pm

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2022/jun/26/casualties-reported-after-house-destroyed-in-birmingham-explosion

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Post by Nightjar Sun Jun 26, 2022 10:46 pm

By my estimation it would seem to have occurred about 10 miles away from Dudley. llama

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Post by Nightjar Sun Jun 26, 2022 10:48 pm

Wherever he lives now however...

It could've literally exploded under his feet. bawl

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Post by SiberianPrincess’sMidriff Sun Jun 26, 2022 11:17 pm

I have an update:

I'm not dead, yet.

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