Re: The new Medonymous memorial football thread

[Guest]

[Nightjar]

Rooney gave the ball away in the 75th minute for QPR's winner.

[cosmictanya]

Rooney gave the ball away in the 75th minute for QPR's winner.

Is that Wayne Rooney? He's long been one of my embarrassing, nearly unspeakable, crushes.

[Nightjar]

Yes, it is the one and same Wayne Rooney.

Seen by me in a football stadium in Shepherd's Bush last night.

[cosmictanya]

Oh, lucky you. If I'd known you could've passed on my regards.

I doubt he'd be interested - from what I gather, I'd be at least thirty years too young. If I do find myself, age 70 and working in a brothel above a chip shop in Toxteth, I'd take his money.

[Nightjar]

I refer you to my previous post:

To see who?

"He's just a fat granny sh*gger, he's just a fat granny sh*gger, fat granny SH*******GGER, he's just a fat granny sh*gger!".

The Rangers fans (especially in our section) serenaded him with this charming ditty (sung to the tune of "Guantanamera") sporadically throughout the night.

[The Call of the Wendigo]

Watford v Liverpool.

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Come on, Wednesday.

[Nightjar]

Roll on, Thursday.

[Guest]

Forget you, Friday!

[The Call of the Wendigo]

1-0.

[Nightjar]

I like the way all four of the stands at Hillsborough are joined up at the corners.

It's aesthetically pleasing.

[Nightjar]

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[Nightjar]

SUFC still have a game in hand.

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[Nightjar]

[Nightjar]

How did the women's England side get so r*bbish?

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Have they lost?

[Nightjar]

They are losing as of about 30 seconds ago.

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