Re: The World Athletics Championships 2023.

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Sun Aug 20, 2023 5:33 pm

The men's 10,000 metres final is underway. Again, the fastest people are wearing pink shoes.

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Sun Aug 20, 2023 6:14 pm

We've just won bronze in the men's 100 metres. cheer

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Mon Aug 21, 2023 5:46 pm

We're 4th on the meddle table. Excited

by SiberianPrincess’sMidriff Mon Aug 21, 2023 6:15 pm

The Call of the Wendigo wrote:We're 4th on the meddle table.

Is it being held in St. Tropez?

ha ha no

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Mon Aug 21, 2023 7:23 pm

Men's hurdles semi-final.

The most sarky declaration of, "On your marks," I've ever heard. happy

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Mon Aug 21, 2023 8:39 pm

The Swedish discus thrower is the size of a planet. llama

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Tue Aug 22, 2023 6:05 pm

The race starter's being over-aggressively camp again. dontpanic

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Tue Aug 22, 2023 8:10 pm

British runner's broken the European record in the men's 400 metres heats. box

by Nightjar Tue Aug 22, 2023 8:13 pm

The Call of the Wendigo wrote:British runner's broken the European record in the men's 400 metres heats.

Is that when you have to do the race whilst a cat shags you?

by Nightjar Tue Aug 22, 2023 8:24 pm

All this field activity if doing it for me.

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Wed Aug 23, 2023 8:41 pm

We've won the men's 1500 metres. cheer

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Wed Aug 23, 2023 8:41 pm

It's the second consecutive time we've won it.

With two different runners. cheer

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Wed Aug 23, 2023 8:43 pm

Both of them did it by beating the pre-race favourite Ingebrigtsen who's always all full of himself. Tee Hee

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Wed Aug 23, 2023 8:46 pm

The women's pole vaulters have decided to share the gold medal. And are like hug

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by **The Call of the Wendigo** Wed Aug 23, 2023 8:57 pm

Lactic acid gets mentioned in every single commentary in this championship. I'm sure it didn't used to. Colbert

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Wed Aug 23, 2023 8:58 pm

I'm not convinced it even exists. If it does, why don't the athletes dissolve?

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Wed Aug 23, 2023 8:58 pm

And I ask that question as a leg scientist.

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Wed Aug 23, 2023 9:29 pm

We're second on the medal table. box

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Thu Aug 24, 2023 7:56 pm

One of the contestants managed to go *rse over t*ts in the men's long jump.

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Thu Aug 24, 2023 8:41 pm

The Call of the Wendigo wrote:One of the contestants managed to go *rse over t*ts in the men's long jump.

https://twitter.com/BBCSport/status/1694779107182010847

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