Re: What's that on your cooker?

by cosmictanya Thu Aug 22, 2019 1:11 am

Now I'm having a golden kiwi before bed.

by Nightjar Thu Aug 22, 2019 9:03 am

cosmictanya wrote:Slices of nectarine for pudding.

by Fangirl Three Thu Aug 22, 2019 10:37 am

cosmictanya wrote:Now I'm having a golden kiwi before bed.

Gosh, Flibbington gets about Handy Vlada

by cosmictanya Thu Aug 22, 2019 3:21 pm

Nightjar wrote:
cosmictanya wrote:Slices of nectarine for pudding.

What's wrong with nectarines? They weren't tinned. I sliced them myself.

by Guest Thu Aug 22, 2019 5:30 pm

The proprietor has an issue with n*ctarines.

by cosmictanya Thu Aug 22, 2019 5:40 pm

An allergy?

by Guest Thu Aug 22, 2019 5:52 pm

I think it's because she dosn't like the feel of the flesh as she penetrates into the fruit and juice starts to run along the tongue as thrust deeper into…

Sorry, had a bit of a funny turn there.

by cosmictanya Thu Aug 22, 2019 5:59 pm

Slicing and use of forks cuts all that out.

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Thu Aug 22, 2019 6:40 pm

I like nectarines. It's peaches I can't stand.

by cosmictanya Thu Aug 22, 2019 7:51 pm

I had to leave an NHS doctors surgery a few months ago because a woman in the waiting room was noisily sucking a juicy peach. It was absolutely disgusting. With pelvic muscles etc involuntarily twitching at this totally unwelcome, almost sexual racket going on, I had to run outside. From where I had to call the reception to say I would be waiting out there so could the doc come out for me when he was ready.

I couldn't risk asking her to shut up because I was on the verge of violence. Even as I think about it now, I could tear every hair on this peach suckers head and body out with my bare hands. While screaming at the top of my voice, both to release my tension and tell her my views on her manners.

by Guest Thu Aug 22, 2019 8:59 pm

The Call of the Wendigo wrote:I like nectarines. It's peaches I can't stand.

What if you peel them first?

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by Nightjar Thu Aug 22, 2019 10:21 pm

The Call of the Wendigo wrote:I like nectarines. It's peaches I can't stand.

OK, I'm confused now.

by Nightjar Thu Aug 22, 2019 10:22 pm

Fangirl Three wrote:
cosmictanya wrote:Now I'm having a golden kiwi before bed.

Gosh, Flibbington gets about

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Thu Aug 22, 2019 10:23 pm

WhatDoesThisButtonDo? wrote:
The Call of the Wendigo wrote:I like nectarines. It's peaches I can't stand.

What if you peel them first?

by Fangirl Three Sun Dec 22, 2019 12:39 pm

I made gammon risotto again. I even deglazed the gammon pan to make the stock.

If I have a criticism it is that I cooked the gammon too long and slowly, so - while deliciously tender - it broke up into strands, whereas I prefer it a bit firmer and neatly diced.

by cosmictanya Sun Dec 22, 2019 2:05 pm

by cosmictanya Sun Dec 22, 2019 2:07 pm

I only recently found out that gammon is a type of food. For many years I also thought mutton was a Dickensian plot device to denote greed versus gruel.

I suppose I must've known it had some connection to lamb because of the saying, but I didn't know what and never gave it much thought.

by Fangirl Three Tue Jan 07, 2020 7:05 am

I've realised why my kidney beans kept coming out too soft. I was boiling them for 50 minutes PLUS the 10-minute toxin-dispersing vigorous boiling period.

The 10 minute bit is supposed to be part of the 50 minutes.

by Fangirl Three Mon Feb 24, 2020 8:34 am

I was on the internet upstairs early this morning while boiling a batch of beans downstairs in the kitchen, when suddenly I smelt gas!

The beans had boiled over and put the gas flames out. That's the first time that's happened to me in 32 years at the cooker.

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Mon Feb 24, 2020 9:03 am

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