Re: Eurovision Song Contest 2018 | Lisbon, Portugal

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Wed May 09, 2018 8:06 pm

The next act. I don't know what country she's representing but she's a well-fed girl.

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Wed May 09, 2018 8:07 pm

And looks like she might be a bit simple.

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Wed May 09, 2018 8:07 pm

What's happening? She's doing live scratching, with her voice. dontpanic

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Wed May 09, 2018 8:08 pm

She's acting like she's got twin turntables.

But she hasn't.

This is so annoying that it's guaranteed to do well.

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Wed May 09, 2018 8:09 pm

"Bukka bukka bum oom."

It's words like that that made Eurovision the legend that it is.

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Wed May 09, 2018 8:09 pm

This is going to win, isn't it.

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Wed May 09, 2018 8:10 pm

It has the necessary gimmickiness, catchiness, danciness, silliness and big noteyness to triumph.

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Wed May 09, 2018 8:11 pm

Belarus.

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Wed May 09, 2018 8:11 pm

A man in a white shirt, holding a rose, going on about love.

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Wed May 09, 2018 8:12 pm

Melodramatic but dull.

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Wed May 09, 2018 8:13 pm

At least he has a red background, instead of a blue one.

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Wed May 09, 2018 8:13 pm

Forty minutes in.

Only another hour and a half to go.

dontpanic

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Wed May 09, 2018 8:14 pm

I might skip the voting. I'm going to get my vote in early. That way I won't have to bother watching to see how everyone else has voted.

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Wed May 09, 2018 8:15 pm

Estonia.

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Wed May 09, 2018 8:15 pm

Blue lights.

Melodramatic Power ballad.

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Wed May 09, 2018 8:16 pm

Insanely gigantic dress. dontpanic

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Wed May 09, 2018 8:16 pm

Coupled with terrifying high notes. scared

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Wed May 09, 2018 8:17 pm

That is a very beautiful effect with the dress though.

They didn't really need her to turn up. They should just have had the dress show up.

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Wed May 09, 2018 8:18 pm

She sounds like a kettle boiling. llama

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Wed May 09, 2018 8:19 pm

Bulgaria.

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