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It's old Joke day! (24th July)
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SiberianPrincess’sMidriff wrote:What's red and bad for your teeth?
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A brick
The Morning Star?
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I hear the late singer of the Fall has joined the Unification Church and is recording a cover of a Television song:
Mark E. Moon (Marquee Moon)
Mark E. Moon (Marquee Moon)
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What kind of sweets do French revolutionaries like?
Fruit bastilles.
Fruit bastilles.
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Jean-Paul Marathon?
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What's brown and sticky?
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- A P.J. Harvey album cover.
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This was voted the funniest joke at this years Edinburgh Fringe:
I started dating a zookeeper...
I started dating a zookeeper...
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- But it turned out he was a cheetah.
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Doesn't work on a number of levels.
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It is pathetic.
A joke in many respects.
Other than in the only important respect.
A joke in many respects.
Other than in the only important respect.
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'I'm going out with a guy who works in a zoo.'
'He sounds like a keeper.'
Much better!
'He sounds like a keeper.'
Much better!
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Re: It's old Joke day! (24th July)
Three hookers sitting at the bar.
I can fit a tennis ball up mine, says the first.
That’s nothing, I can fit a football up mine, says the second.
You’re both pathetic, says the third, as she starts a long slide down the length of the barstool.
I can fit a tennis ball up mine, says the first.
That’s nothing, I can fit a football up mine, says the second.
You’re both pathetic, says the third, as she starts a long slide down the length of the barstool.
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Let's see if we get the world's oldest known joke.
The Sumerian Dog Joke That Makes No Sense.
The Sumerian Dog Joke That Makes No Sense.
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The oldest recorded English joke is this Anglo-Saxon one:
'What is the cleanest leaf?'
'It is the holly leaf, for nat nobody will wipe his arse with them.'
'What is the cleanest leaf?'
'It is the holly leaf, for nat nobody will wipe his arse with them.'
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Re: It's old Joke day! (24th July)
Who was Christian Vander's favourite grunge artist?
Curt Kobaiian
Knew I'd forget about this date.
Curt Kobaiian
Knew I'd forget about this date.
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