Re: The TV running commentary thread

[The Call of the Wendigo]

Yaz and Snoring Woman are in a dull tunnel.

[The Call of the Wendigo]

With a submarine in it.

[The Call of the Wendigo]

Ryan is presenting the results of his bird autopsy.

[The Call of the Wendigo]

He doesn't even know what a pathogen is.

[The Call of the Wendigo]

The Doctor's gone into Exposition Mode!

We're all full of micro-plastics!

I'm not.

[The Call of the Wendigo]

An alien bacterium is eating the plastic in people and causing them to explode.

[The Call of the Wendigo]

The Doctor's realised Suki's got an over-equipped lab.

[The Call of the Wendigo]

Suki's vanished.

[The Call of the Wendigo]

Now birds are attacking them all.

[The Call of the Wendigo]

I don't know why.

[The Call of the Wendigo]

Except the episode's reached a point where it needs to be exciting.

[The Call of the Wendigo]

Except it's not that exciting. They're somehow outrunning the birds.

[The Call of the Wendigo]

One of them can barely even move and he's still outrunning the birds.

[The Call of the Wendigo]

I've seen milk floats move faster than those birds.

[The Call of the Wendigo]

Everyone's in the TARDIS and it's time for the Doctor to give English Astronaut the cure she's created.

[The Call of the Wendigo]

The Doctor's with Yaz, "Look at you, going off and exploring and not getting yourself killed."

[The Call of the Wendigo]

They're at the bottom of the sea, in a base made of plastic.

[The Call of the Wendigo]

Snoring Woman delivers her awe-struck line with all the sense of awe of a woman who's found out her eighteenth favourite show is on TV tonight.

[The Call of the Wendigo]

Machinery's beeping on the TARDIS.

[The Call of the Wendigo]

The Doctor's confronting Suki.

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