Re: The OFFICIAL "What's that in your eyeballs" thread? Accept no substitutes!

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Two of those people are now ghosts themselves.

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Oh the bitter irony.

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On the New Enterprise, the crew come round from a total blackout to discover they've lost their memories and are now at war.

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With each other?

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I can't wait to see the unique fighting skills of Wesley, Troi and Crusher.

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Then again, you'd think Dr Crusher would be good in a fight. I'd love to see her stalking the corridors of the New Enterprise and crushing everyone she meets, with her bare arms.

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Old Mother Riley is on TalkingPicturesTV at 7:30.

Followed by Who Was Old Mother Riley? 

Some questions, you should never ask.

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Roman Britain From the Air is on London Live at 8 o'clock.

I shall have to look, later, at what's on Sheffield Live at that time.

Walk Around Britain is on Sheffield Live at that time.

If that doesn't say it all about the wealth gap between the north and the south. In that there fancy London, they get to fly around Britain. In Sheffield, we have to walk round it.

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Twenty years ago, we had to crawl around it, on our hands and knees.

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It was only when the income from a lucky find of coal under the old Office World site allowed us to go bipedal that things changed.

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Now to see what's on the telly right now.

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Michael Caine and Twiggy are on The One Show.

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The Others is on the Sony Movie channel again.

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Troi, Data and O'Brien stage a mutiny.

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I can't help feeling that's not a great night's television.

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If it were down to me, there'd be nothing on TV all night but things about squirrels.

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And things made by squirrels.

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Michael Caine and Twiggy are on The One Show.

A classic Seamus Android lineup!

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Now to see what's on the TV tonight.

It's a pre-bank holiday Friday, so no doubt, there'll be nothing but Carry On and Ray Harryhausen.

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Snow Patrol are on The One Show.

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