Headlines you couldn't make up (and/or barely can make sense of)
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Headlines you couldn't make up (and/or barely can make sense of)
Something something you couldn't make it up...
https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2023/may/31/man-admits-freezing-leg-of-alleged-eunuch-maker-website-ownerMan admits freezing leg of alleged ‘eunuch maker’ who was accused of broadcasting live castrations
Jacob Crimi-Appleby, alleged member of an extreme body modification group, pleaded guilty to causing grievous bodily harm with intent
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On reflection...
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This is Operation Spanner all over again isn't it.
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Coincidence or...
US doctor accused of using own sperm to impregnate patients dies in air crash
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2023/jun/01/us-fertility-doctor-morris-wortman-plane-crash
US doctor accused of using own sperm to impregnate patients dies in air crash
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2023/jun/01/us-fertility-doctor-morris-wortman-plane-crash
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https://www.warringtonguardian.co.uk/news/23907553.new-orford-farm-sex-dungeon-retirement-flat-plans-set-approval
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Chinese chess champion stripped of title after defecating in hotel bathtub
Yan Chenglong crowned ‘Xiangqi King’ but overdid celebrations, as governing body also investigates whether he cheated using anal beads
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2023/dec/27/chinese-chess-champion-stripped-of-title-after-defecating-in-hotel-bathtub
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Murder accused said dog owner asked him to break into home to walk labradoodle
https://www.standard.co.uk/news/crime/greater-manchester-radcliffe-manchester-crown-court-scotland-duke-street-b1140583.html
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Access to Ernest Shackleton’s grave 'blocked by dead seals'
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Alan Titchmarsh’s jeans blurred by North Korean TV censors
Footage of green-fingered BBC presenter obscured from waist down to hide ‘symbol of US imperialism’
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2024/mar/26/alan-titchmarsh-jeans-north-korean-tv-censors
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There’s nothing Titchmarsh won’t acquiesce with in order to stay on television. All the hungriest stars pale in comparison to Alan - Madonna thinks she’s the queen of reinvention, but she’s not big in North Korea, is she! If she’d done things the Alan Titchmarsh way, she would be. She’ll live and learn when they put a statue of him up in the capital.
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https://www.exmouthjournal.co.uk/news/24223704.exmouth-swimmer-fined-wee-sea/Exmouth swimmer fined for 'wee in the sea'
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Also, best ever website address.
https://www.exmouthjournal.co.uk/news/24223704.exmouth-swimmer-fined-wee-sea/
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Headlines you misread.
Lulu is reshaping geopolitics.
Lulu is reshaping geopolitics.
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https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/my-parents-gave-granny-name-32583541'My parents gave me a granny name - I hate introducing myself to people'
A teenage girl claims she despises the 'granny name' her parents gave her so much that it frequently leaves her in tears - and she's too embarrassed to even say it out loud
Taking to Reddit, the fed-up girl - whose name is Sharon....
I'm sorry, but I laughed.
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I feel for her. I wouldn’t say Sharon is a granny name - I’d say, much like my own, it’s a late middle aged tarts name, although Sharon is more downmarket.
There aren’t many old ladies called Sharon, and there aren’t many young people called it. It’s a 50-70 year olds (which now I think of it, is a granny age) name, suggesting heaving bosoms straining against animal print fabric, with a lot of scaffolding holding them above the waistline.
That’s what ‘Sharon’ says to me. Maybe I should tell her, it might make her feel better. It might be making a younger impression than she fears.
There aren’t many old ladies called Sharon, and there aren’t many young people called it. It’s a 50-70 year olds (which now I think of it, is a granny age) name, suggesting heaving bosoms straining against animal print fabric, with a lot of scaffolding holding them above the waistline.
That’s what ‘Sharon’ says to me. Maybe I should tell her, it might make her feel better. It might be making a younger impression than she fears.
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