Or orange.

Interesting. The old Viscount biscuit mint/orange dichotomy.

The bottle of Mauritius Dodo rum wasn't damaged when the delivery man dropped on the doorstep

Might that not be at risk of canary attack if it looks like a rival?

More likely to make a pass at it*, cheap little strudel.



* Especially if you see where they put the little round red UK Duty paid sticker.

What an amazing and magnificent bottle.

I'm full of Christmas dinner. And Viognier. And fino sherry.

I've just had chicken pies and baked beans and Carling lager.

I've just had a full xmas dinner only with chicken and a mug o'PG De-caff Tea.

I've had a sparse Boxing Day breakfast of bread and butter, and grapes.

And then some leftover crisps.

For my Boxing Boxing Day lunch I had sausage rolls, mini pork pies, a ham sandwich, a turkey sandwich, salad, coleslaw and various cheeses.

Now I'm thirsty.

I had leftover aubergine lasagne.

It was especially tasty (and made from scratch ), but it sat like a brick at the bottom of the old tum-tum like a brick and made me feel so tired that I was asleep by 10:30pm.

I had chicken and beans.

For tea I had bubble-and-squeak, with sauteed leftover roast potatoes, cold turkey and gammon.

Then I made the mistake of going to bed early, with the gammon being strenuously digested as if vengeful miniature piggies were stampeding through my insides.

When I finally fell asleep, I had nightmares about MI5 breaking into the house to recover a compromising photo of Boris Johnson which we apparently had.

I've just lunched on bombay potato and butter bean curry, with brown rice. Followed by stilton and ripe camembert.

That'll flush those minipigs out of the pipes.

I had some pineapple juice I had to use up, it's Piña Colada's a-go-go around here!

I've just finishing off my xmas bottle of Californian bourbon,

I'm having a cup of soporific tea, because it's one of my alc-free nights.