Re: The NEW, "What's that in your eyeballs?" thread. Part 15

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I know, from YouTube, that reticulated pythons are the only pythons you really have to worry about.

They can turn on you in an instant.

And their teeth can bite straight through to the bone.

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The other one's exploring the jungle.

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The pretty ones are bouncing up and down on the bed, together.

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The other one's hypnotising an attacker.

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Lots of sneaking around.

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Some sort of generator room.

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For some reason, all the doors and walls are at funny angles.

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This episode's too slow moving. I want super-powered fighting.

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The other one's strangling a Chinese scientist.

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Now he's fighting a bunch of guards.

Badly.

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Sharon's dropped her tea.

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The bad guys are threatening all three of them.

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The Chinese villain has very West Yorkshire body language.

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The bad guys are trying to nuke America.

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The pretty ones have to destroy the missiles before they land.

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The pretty ones have destroyed the missiles.

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And it goes abruptly into the closing credits and theme tune.

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I wanted them to have a comedy scene at the end, in the office, like they always do.

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I am very disappointed in them.

And so's my fountain.

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