Dull character stuff.

Starting to feel sleepy.

Maybe I should skip to the end, seeing as this is exactly the same as John Carter, but not as nice to look at.

Boring, spider shooting sequence.

I've skipped forward to the last fifteen minutes.

The hero still sounds bored to death, even though it's the climax.

Swordfight with the villain.

Aliens pushing something. I don't know why.

Swordfight in what looks like a steelworks.

Jumping about.

They've been grabbed by a giant insect.

The villain's been killed by it.

Everyone seems to have gone to sleep.

The princess doesn't seem to be able to move her face. It's like she's wearing a rubber mask.

I don't have a clue what's going on.

I don't have a clue what's happening.

Everybody's waking up.

Apart from the audience.

Now the hero's back on Earth.

The End.