Re: The OFFICIAL "What's that in your eyeballs" thread? Accept no substitutes!

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Mon Jun 04, 2018 7:14 pm

Now to see what's on the telly tonight.

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Mon Jun 04, 2018 7:15 pm

Elaine Paige and Keifer Sutherland are on The One Show.

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Mon Jun 04, 2018 7:19 pm

A little girl's imaginary friend threatens to destroy the New Enterprise. dontpanic

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Mon Jun 04, 2018 7:20 pm

That's why I refuse to have an imaginary friend.

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Mon Jun 04, 2018 7:22 pm

And that's all that's on the telly tonight.

Which is a rubbish lineup.

They ought to be ashamed of themselves.

Colbert

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Tue Jun 05, 2018 7:03 pm

Now to see what's on the telly tonight.

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Tue Jun 05, 2018 7:05 pm

Legend is on Film4, in five minutes from now.

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Tue Jun 05, 2018 7:07 pm

The crew of the New Enterprise are deeply divided when they rescue an injured Borg.

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Tue Jun 05, 2018 7:08 pm

I have no doubt that, once he's separated from the Borg Collective, he'll turn out to be nice and will sacrifice himself to save the crew of the new Enterprise.

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Tue Jun 05, 2018 7:09 pm

Worf'll be like, "Captain, he is a Borg! We cannot trust him! rant

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by **The Call of the Wendigo** Tue Jun 05, 2018 7:10 pm

And Data will be like, "Mr Borg Person, I too have known what it is like to not know if one is alive or merely a machine."

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Tue Jun 05, 2018 7:11 pm

And Picard'll be like, "Mr Riker, this entity is a whole new form of life. Neither Borg nor man. We cannot spurn the chance to learn about him. Our mission is, after all, to find strange new forms of life and engage with them."

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Tue Jun 05, 2018 7:12 pm

And Worf'll be like, "Captain, with respect, our mission is to shoot things! rant

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by **The Call of the Wendigo** Tue Jun 05, 2018 7:12 pm

I don't know what that show had writers for. The episodes practically wrote themselves.

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Tue Jun 05, 2018 7:15 pm

The Woman Who Ate a House is on Channel 5 at 11:05. Sly

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Tue Jun 05, 2018 7:16 pm

That is what is on the telly tonight.

It is slim pickings.

Apart from the woman who ate a house, who must weigh what a house weighs now.

Colbert

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Wed Jun 06, 2018 7:08 pm

Now to see what's on the telly right now.

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Wed Jun 06, 2018 7:09 pm

There's no info on what's on The One Show. dontpanic

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Wed Jun 06, 2018 7:09 pm

They've run out of guests. dontpanic

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Wed Jun 06, 2018 7:09 pm

Britain has run out of celebrities. dontpanic

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