Re: The OFFICIAL "What's that in your eyeballs" thread? Accept no substitutes!

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Mon May 07, 2018 7:21 pm

Now to see what's on the telly tonight. It's a bank holiday, so it's bound to be something good.

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Mon May 07, 2018 7:22 pm

In The One Show, Alex Riley and fans of Rochdale AFC meet Jesus Sanchez. Excited

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Mon May 07, 2018 7:23 pm

The snooker's on BBC2. It's May bank holiday, so I assume that means it's the final.

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Mon May 07, 2018 7:24 pm

Die Hard 4 is on Film4 at 9. Excited

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Mon May 07, 2018 7:25 pm

For Your Eyes Only is on ITV4

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Mon May 07, 2018 7:26 pm

busters II is on The Sony Movie Channel.

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Mon May 07, 2018 7:27 pm

The crew of the New Enterprise are helpless when Picard is kidnapped by aliens that humans can't communicate with. dontpanic

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Mon May 07, 2018 7:28 pm

That sounds horribly like a job for Troi. dontpanic

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Mon May 07, 2018 7:29 pm

"Captain, I am sensing... ...my one and only chance to not be useless."

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Mon May 07, 2018 7:32 pm

The Night Has Eyes is on TalkingPicturesTV, right now.

But I thought it was the hills that had the eyes?

They can't both have the eyes.

There aren't enough eyes for both of them.

bawl

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Mon May 07, 2018 7:32 pm

Now they're going to have to fight over ownership of the eyes.

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Mon May 07, 2018 7:33 pm

I wouldn't be surprised if it all goes to court.

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Mon May 07, 2018 7:33 pm

They'll probably be awarded one eye each.

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Mon May 07, 2018 7:34 pm

And they'll have to be retitled The Hills Have an Eye and the Night Has an Eye. What a Marvellous Example of the Power of Compromise That Is.

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Mon May 07, 2018 7:35 pm

I'd pay good money to see it at my local cinema.

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Mon May 07, 2018 7:37 pm

Papillon is on BBC2 at 11 o'clock. I remember seeing that when I was little. It seemed to consist entirely of Steve McQueen and Dustin Hoffman standing around, talking.

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Mon May 07, 2018 7:37 pm

It was no substitute for dinosaurs.

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Mon May 07, 2018 7:39 pm

The Howling is on the Horror Channel, at 10:55.

by Nightjar Tue May 08, 2018 12:00 pm

Penelope Keith in The Avengers! llama

by Fangirl Three Tue May 08, 2018 1:12 pm

Is that the episode with the mysterious briefcase? Wonderful stuff.

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