Re: The OFFICIAL "What's that in your eyeballs" thread? Accept no substitutes!

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It is the pilot for a TV series.

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A woman falls in love with Picard when they are stranded on a planet together.

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The original movie of Buffy the Vampire Slayer is on the Horror Channel at 9 o'clock.

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Everything seems to be on at 9 o'clock tonight.

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Now to see what's on the telly right now.

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The One Show is in the Outer Hebrides.

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Carry on Regardless is on Film4+1.

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Ike: The War Years is on True Movies.

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No mention of Tina.

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Did she take on that Panzer division, single-handed, for nothing?

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Geordi defies Picard's orders, to try and rescue his missing mother.

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I have no doubt he learns a valuable life lesson.

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Just before he's executed for mutiny.

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Captain Picard never executes crew members for mutiny.

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Even though they're always disobeying his orders.

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I'd hang the lot of them.

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From the yard arm!

Even though I don't know what a yard arm is!

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Splice the mainbrace.

Whatever that means.

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Now to see what's on the telly right now.

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The One Show is still in the Outer Hebrides.

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