Why are you drunk?
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Fangirl Three wrote:I'm having champagne to celebrate the departure of Mr Annoying from our office.
Was he employed as an in-house Steve Wright in the Afternoon character?
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He would actually have been less annoying if he'd been a SWITA character.
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i thought it's sunday, it's lunch, why not have a little Baileys, just a little one.
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I've got a bottle of Chablis on the go. And very pleasant it is too. It's my favourite extra-expensive wine. In honour of my week off that I'm having.
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Steviebaby wrote: i thought it's sunday, it's lunch, why not have a little Baileys, just a little one.
Blimey that was a mistake, I sorta passed out for the rest of the afternoon…
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I'm already quite drunk.
Q: Why do I have to get so plastered when my life situation is both bad and good?
A:
Bad = drowning sorrows
Good = celebrating
It might seem that I need to have absolutely nothing happening happening in my life whatsoever.
However, that leads to boredom and that leads to...
Q: Why do I have to get so plastered when my life situation is both bad and good?
A:
Bad = drowning sorrows
Good = celebrating
It might seem that I need to have absolutely nothing happening happening in my life whatsoever.
However, that leads to boredom and that leads to...
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That's so true. It should be turned into a meme.
Alcohol's been upsetting my tum lately, I'm once again facing the possibility of having to change my habits.
Alcohol's been upsetting my tum lately, I'm once again facing the possibility of having to change my habits.
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Boredom and frustration and irritation tonight.
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I'm enjoying a cold glass of Crémant with fresh passionfruit.
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I'm having champagne because I'm down to my last ranitidine. It's the only acid reducing medication that I find compatible with drinking, and you can't get it any more because there's some kind of contamination issue with the worldwide manufacturing process.
So I thought I'd make my last comfortable night of drinking a high class one.
I didn't reckon with the neighbours' power to spoil it though.
So I thought I'd make my last comfortable night of drinking a high class one.
I didn't reckon with the neighbours' power to spoil it though.
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Lanson no less. The Co-op didn't have the cheap champagne I usually buy, so I had to go back to the Tesco Express and drop £25 on the good stuff.
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My contract at work ended on Friday. The other people who work there bought me chocolates, flowers and a bottle of Jack Daniels as a goodbye present.
I have just drunk half a pint of Jack Daniels. Now to see what effect it has on me.
I have just drunk half a pint of Jack Daniels. Now to see what effect it has on me.
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I felt really sad because, as they stood there, wishing me good luck, I didn't know the names of half of them.
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I feel like I should've made more effort to to get to know them.
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Especially as some of them seemed like quite sad people trapped in dead end jobs, despite their efforts to escape.
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