Re: The NEW, "What's that in your eyeballs?" thread. Part 18

[Nightjar]

It just strikes me that there are certain beloved telly shows that are t*ssed blithely from one cheapo channel to another like so many piping hot mouldy taters.

[Nightjar]

That is followed by Gog.

It was a very strange film with very saturated colours.

I'm about to go off and get some toast then try to watch the first twenty minutes of Gog which I was asleep for.

It turns out I'd slept through the first 27 minutes of it.

I blame Caroline Munro. She should've bellowed her intro to wake me up.

I see her on Abbey Road all the time nowadays.

Just yesterday in fact.

Do you want me to pass on your complaints?

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But that means you get more chances to see them.

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That last post was in response to your Space:1999 comment. Not your comment about seeing Caroline Munro a lot.

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That is followed by Gog.

It was a very strange film with very saturated colours.

I'm about to go off and get some toast then try to watch the first twenty minutes of Gog which I was asleep for.

It turns out I'd slept through the first 27 minutes of it.

I blame Caroline Munro. She should've bellowed her intro to wake me up.

I see her on Abbey Road all the time nowadays.

Just yesterday in fact.

Do you want me to pass on your complaints?

Yes please!

[The Call of the Wendigo]

She has that slot where she reads out readers' letters. I was thinking of sending her one, demanding she bellows everything from now on.

[Nightjar]

I'm serious, if I see her I'll put it to her.

I've spoken to her before.

How do you want the question phrased exactly?

Also, when I firstly apologise deeply to her and stress at some length that it's just a question from a lunatic I know online frame the question in regards an actual complainant, by what name do you want me to say/convey it by?

Just Wendi?

Also, what are you asking me to do?

Shout at her for not realising you've nodded off?

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You can use any name you want.

I want you to ask her to bellow all the way through her intros, so they'll wake me up and I won't miss the films.

[Nightjar]

Ultimately, I want this Nu-HotW-Talking Pictures hook-up to properly manifest.

[Nightjar]

I feel that your demands are unreasonable.

The woman is professional.

You are putting me in a difficult position.

1) I potentially could get you a mention/request on Talking Pictures - Freeview channel 82 (which would be smashing).

2) I Could get arrested and earn the fear and distrust of a local celebrity who I genuinely like by shouting weird demands in her face while she's just trying to have a coffee and therefore be prevented from working with small children ever again.


These are your options.

[The Call of the Wendigo]

I don't want you to shout at her. I want her to shout at me.

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Perhaps she could scream all her lines in the intros?

That would be appropriate, with her having done all those horror films.

[Nightjar]

OK, I will attempt to ask her to say, in a slightly louder voice and at a time that won't obviously be
predictable, so you'll probably not see it, "And you! Wendi! Wake up or you'll miss this bit/the end!".

I know that I am privileged insofar that I do see CM occasionally, but I plead with you to be reasonable.

[Nightjar]

Perhaps she could scream all her lines in the intros?

That would be appropriate, with her having done all those horror films.

Yeah, I was serious.

Now I see that you're just being annoying.

[Nightjar]

I hate this forum sometimes.

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Now to see what's on the telly tonight.

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Ant-Man has just started on BBC1.

Also, .

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The Wrath of Khaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!!!!!!!! is on Film4.

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The 7th Voyage of Sinbad is on The Horror Channel at 6:40.

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