Various Artists - Miniatures: A Sequence Of Fifty-One Tiny Masterpieces (1980)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Bj3_erK4cc

Side A

A1 Ollie Halsall & John Halsey - Bum Love
A2 The Residents - We`re A Happy Family / Bali Ha`i
A3 Roger McGough - The Wreck Of The Hesperus
A4 Morgan Fisher - Green And Pleasant
A5 John Otway - Mine Tonight
A6 Pete Challis & Phil Diplock - My Way
A7 Robert Wyatt - Rangers In The Night
A8 Stinky Winkles - Opus
A9 Mary Longford - Body Language
A10 Andy Newman - Andy The Dentist
A11 David Bedford - Wagner`s Ring In One Minute
A12 Fred Frith - The Entire Works Of Henry Cow
A13 Maggie Nicols - Look Beneath The Surface
A14 Joseph Racaille - Week-End
A15 The Work - With Wings Pressed Back
A16 Neil Innes & Son - Cum On Feel The Noize
A17 Herbert Distel - Toscany In Blue (Last Minute)
A18 Lol Coxhill - An End To The Matter
A19 Ken Ellis - One Minute In The Life Of Ivan Denisovich
A20 Steve Miller - Alice
A21 Norman Lovett - John Peel Sings The Blues Badly
A22 Patrick Portella - Serrons Nous Les Coudes
A23 George Melly - Sounds That Saved My Life (Homage To K.S.)
A24 Robert Fripp - Miniature
A25 Andy Partridge - The History Of Rock`N`Roll
A26 Phantom Captain - Breather

Side B

B1 Ron Geesin - Enterbrain Exit
B2 Alejandro Viñao - An Imaginary Orchestrina
B3 Quentin Crisp - Stop The Music For A Minute
B4 Simon Desorgher - Tetrad
B5 Ralph Steadman - Sweetest Love (Lament After A Broken Sashcord On A Theme Of John Donne)
B6 R.D. Laing & Son - Tipperary
B7 Trevor Wishart - Beach Double
B8 John White - Scene De Ballet
B9 Ivor Cutler - Brooch Boat
B10 Hector Zazou - Do Tell Us
B11 Michael Bass & Ellen Tenenbaum - A Miniaturisation Of Bartok`s Sonata For 2 Pianos & Percussion (3rd Movement)
B12 Martin Chambers - A Swift One
B13 Bob Cobbing & Henri Chopin - Refreshment Break
B14 Dave Vanian - Night Touch
B15 Metabolist - Raging Poodles
B16 Gavin Bryars - After Mendelssohn (137 Years)
B17 1/2 Japanese - Paint It Black
B18 Simon Jeffes - Arthur`s Treat
B19 Mark Perry - Talking World War III Blues
B20 Michael Nyman - 89-90-91-92
B21 David Cunningham - Index Of Ends
B22 Kevin Coyne - James, Mark & Me (In The Manner Of Tom Waits)
B23 Etron Fou Leloublan - Hep !
B24 Neil Oram & Ken Campbell & Science Fiction Theatre Liverpool - The Minute Warp
B25 Pete Seeger - Chorale From Beethoven`s 9th Symphony

Running time: 48 minutes.

https://www.discogs.com/release/347586-Various-Miniatures-A-Sequence-Of-Fifty-One-Tiny-Masterpieces-Edited-By-Morgan-Fisher
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Morgan_Fisher

70 minutes to go.

I've done a copypasta of the track-list into a TextEdit file so I can keep up with what's going on.

A6 Pete Challis & Phil Diplock - My Way

Is that Clegg and Eli?

In truth though, looking up their names online, the only information about them seems to refer back to this album.

Strap yourselves in...

This is going to be a disaster isn't it

In!

Long album?

Humour.

Didn't people talk posh in 1980?

These two were in some bands.

2: The Residents - We`re A Happy Family / Bali Ha`i

The Residents...

Doing The Ramones and Rodgers and Hammersmith.