Followed by Old Star Trek.

Now to see what's on the telly tonight.

The Curse of the Mummy's Tomb is on Legend.

That's the boring Hammer one.

The one that makes no sense.

The Reptile is on SkyArts at 10 o'clock.

Now to see what's on the telly tonight.

Hammer House of Horror is on Rewind at 10 o'clock.

Something about people's hearts being torn out.

The World of Hammer is on TalkingPicturesTV, at 9:05.

Followed by Hammer House of Mystery and Suspense.

A man has an annoying tattoo.

There is an X-Files ep Never Again along those lines, it's quite good. Jodie Foster voices the annoying tattoo.

Now to see what's on the telly tonight.

Carry On Sergeant is on 5Select at 5 o'clock.

Followed by Carry On Nurse.

Followed by Carry On: Secrets and Scandals.

is it a bank holiday?

Once I have eaten something nearly resembling a tea and once the clock has reached 9:00pm or shortly thereafter I will watch a film that I have been excitedly waiting to see for many months.

What is more, I will create a kind of 'den' wherein I bunch up my duvet and then bolster it with pillows and cushions and softly yielding stuff from the bin so that I can be as close to my computer screen (27", don't forget) as feasibly feasibly possible and then I'm going find the exact right type of look-see glasses for focussing at such close range for optimum visuo-eyeborgular intensity and clarity and then I'm going to watch the film and hope it isn't a load of sh*t.

Watch this...

SPACE!

In the meantime however, riddle me this, riddle me those...

Five letters remember:

Disprove the return of a potato.

Jaws 3?

The question is not the same as the film that I am about to watch.

It is entirely separate.

It's just a clue that was in the cryptic crossword the other day and the wording of the clue was highly amusing and made me larf long and loud.

I've got as far as DUPS, I'm trying to add a letter to make that mean 'disprove'.

Now to see what's on the telly tonight.