Re: Eurovision Song Contest 2018 | Lisbon, Portugal

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Wed May 09, 2018 7:25 pm

Beeping hell, the first semi-final lasted 2 hours and 12 minutes. Do I have to sit through all that for the good of the forum? suicide fail

by Guest Wed May 09, 2018 7:28 pm

I'm not watching it, I like to keep the songs fresh ~~for 88~~ the Saturday. yes

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Wed May 09, 2018 7:34 pm

I'm going to watch the semi but there may be some fast forwarding involved. I'm going to see if I can get it down to less than an hour.

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Wed May 09, 2018 7:35 pm

It's started with the traditional music that Katie Boyle would have recognised at once. Excited

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Wed May 09, 2018 7:36 pm

Meaningless stuff involving cats and graffitti artists.

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Wed May 09, 2018 7:36 pm

Woman with more freckles than any human being should be able to possess. dontpanic

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Wed May 09, 2018 7:37 pm

"Live chat is not available for this video."

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Wed May 09, 2018 7:37 pm

I wonder what it's like without BBC commentary?

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Wed May 09, 2018 7:37 pm

Four women presenters.

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Wed May 09, 2018 7:38 pm

It takes four of them to do the job of one Katie Boyle. box

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Wed May 09, 2018 7:38 pm

"Good morning, Australia."

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Wed May 09, 2018 7:39 pm

Terrible, over-protracted intro.

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Wed May 09, 2018 7:39 pm

Now they're speaking foreign.

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Wed May 09, 2018 7:40 pm

Even though English is the international language of love. Colbert

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Wed May 09, 2018 7:40 pm

Aberzaibanjo are on first.

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Wed May 09, 2018 7:41 pm

Boring footage of a balloon.

I can skip this bit.

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Wed May 09, 2018 7:41 pm

She's on. She's lying on her back.

Now she's sat up.

She's all in white.

Lots of mist and fog and stuff.

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Wed May 09, 2018 7:42 pm

Staccato non-tune.

Usual Eurovision dance anthem with bits of Katie Perry and Cannonball by Miley Cyrus.

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Wed May 09, 2018 7:43 pm

"I'll never stop op op."

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Wed May 09, 2018 7:44 pm

Is she actually singing the word, "Cannon ball?" She's not even trying to disguise what it's a rip-off of.

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