Mouth mishaps and tongue traumas
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Mouth mishaps and tongue traumas
The inside front bit of my mouth is all rough and sore, as if I've been eating crusty bread, but I haven't.
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I very badly crunched the back of my tung with my molars when I was eating the other day.
It was very painful, yet I didn't realise that my mouth was filling up with blood until I noticed there was gore all over my fork.
It was very painful, yet I didn't realise that my mouth was filling up with blood until I noticed there was gore all over my fork.
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I keep doing that. Also nipping my lip with my incisors. I love eating so much, I get carried away.
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I've bitten my tongue again, while eating fishcakes.
There's blood
There's blood
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She'll only nip her lips off again in a foolish frenzy of fishcakey fulfilment.
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Fangirl Three wrote:The inside front bit of my mouth is all rough and sore, as if I've been eating crusty bread, but I haven't.
This has got better today. But my tongue is still sore from the fishcake incident.
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Proof once more that food is a mercurial, insidious danger it's a folly to engage with.
In fact, the tastier it is the more lethal it is.
Viciously trapping you in a cat-and-mouse game of 'oh God, this is so yummy I must eat it more quickly and recklessly and in larger ladlesfull - AAAARGHH! I'VE BITTEN MY TONGUE! AARGH, YOU EVIL TASTY FOOD B*STARD, ooh, but just another mouthful, AARGH etc!!'.
In fact, the tastier it is the more lethal it is.
Viciously trapping you in a cat-and-mouse game of 'oh God, this is so yummy I must eat it more quickly and recklessly and in larger ladlesfull - AAAARGHH! I'VE BITTEN MY TONGUE! AARGH, YOU EVIL TASTY FOOD B*STARD, ooh, but just another mouthful, AARGH etc!!'.
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I've just bitten my tongue again. It bled for a bit, but stopped.
I'm treating it by sucking dry air over the wound to promote healing
I'm treating it by sucking dry air over the wound to promote healing
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I cut my tongue on the lid of a tin of custard about an hour ago, whilst licking it, naturally.
It bled for a couple of minutes and I wondered how long I'd have to stick my tongue out for it to heal before it stopped. But it stopped quickly and I was still able to carry on eating afterwards.
It now just feels a bit funny.
It bled for a couple of minutes and I wondered how long I'd have to stick my tongue out for it to heal before it stopped. But it stopped quickly and I was still able to carry on eating afterwards.
It now just feels a bit funny.
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Butterfield wrote:...it stopped quickly and I was still able to carry on eating afterwards.
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Fangirl Three wrote:...It bled for a bit, but stopped.
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I have perhaps (drunkenly the other evening) caused my gums some serious damage.
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I've got a sore mouth and tongue, I think it's thrush.
Lucky I've got 3 tubes of Daktarin with me, cos apparently there's a shortage.
Lucky I've got 3 tubes of Daktarin with me, cos apparently there's a shortage.
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