What's that NOT in your mouth?

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Mon May 14, 2018 11:18 pm

After several weeks' absence, chocolate digestives have reappeared in my local Heron.

They're charging £1.50 a packet for them. Before they disappeared, they were charging £1. How can they have gone up by 50% in the space of a few weeks? rant

by Guest Mon May 14, 2018 11:58 pm

Broken ~~Biscuits~~ Britain.

They'll be down to £1 soon, on special offer.

Probably. Shatnered

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Thu May 17, 2018 5:21 pm

The Call of the Wendigo wrote:After several weeks' absence, chocolate digestives have reappeared in my local Heron.

They're charging £1.50 a packet for them. Before they disappeared, they were charging £1. How can they have gone up by 50% in the space of a few weeks?

Still charging £1 a packet in Poundland. box

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Wed Jun 20, 2018 1:10 pm

I want a pancake but the pancake shop's nowhere near where I am right now. bawl

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Wed Jun 20, 2018 1:11 pm

by Nightjar Wed Jun 20, 2018 2:18 pm

How about the flour shop?

And the Milk Shop?

And the Egg Shop?

And the Salt Shop?

And the Lemon Shop?

And Ye Olde Sugar Shoppe?

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Wed Jun 20, 2018 5:43 pm

None of them sell pancakes. Colbert

by Nightjar Fri Jan 04, 2019 8:20 pm

Quite literally everything went wrong with my plans to make a nice dinner.

Everything. Colbert

I was so exasperated I ended up having a tin of soup and some bread. bawl

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Fri Jan 04, 2019 8:47 pm

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Fri Jan 04, 2019 8:49 pm

I tried microwaving some fish fingers this morning. It was the first time I've ever tried to microwave fish fingers. When I tried eating them, they were only half done. I couldn't be bothered to put them back in the microwave for a second go, because I would've had to separate them from the sandwiches I'd put them in. So I threw them out for the birds to eat instead. Colbert

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Fri Jan 04, 2019 8:50 pm

At half-past four this afternoon, they still hadn't eaten them. Colbert

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Fri Jan 04, 2019 8:51 pm

What kind of bird doesn't like fish fingers? Colbert

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Fri Jan 04, 2019 8:51 pm

Where's a heron when you need one? Colbert

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Mon May 27, 2019 6:37 pm

This is definitely not ever going to be in my mouth.

by Fangirl Three Mon May 27, 2019 6:48 pm

Could Elvis have eaten your famous Seventeen Teaspoon curry pasta sauce?

Actually, it's a pity he didn't, it might have cleared out his tubes and saved him from death by c*nst*p*tion.

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Thu Aug 01, 2019 4:25 pm

I bought some fresh peaches yesterday.

It's the first time I've ever eaten peaches that didn't come in a tin.

They taste horrible. vom

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Thu Aug 01, 2019 4:25 pm

And their texture is creepy.

by Guest Thu Aug 01, 2019 4:28 pm

Hmm.. Furry... drool

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Thu Aug 01, 2019 4:32 pm

And slimy.

Furry and slimy is not a good combination. bawl

by Fangirl Three Thu Aug 01, 2019 6:30 pm

Nectarines are the peach-lite choice for wimps.

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