Re: What's that NOT in your mouth?

by Fangirl Three Mon Nov 13, 2023 8:31 am

My strict dietary regime is working. I've lost over half a stone.

Unconnectedly, I didn't want any breakfast this morning. Just the old cracker'n'coffee combo.

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Mon Nov 13, 2023 9:23 am

by cosmictanya Mon Nov 13, 2023 12:38 pm

I would say to lick the sole of your shoe after you’ve been out, in order to become ill and therefore drop a dress size by default without the hassle of trying, but it doesn’t work. It just strengthens your immune system so you don’t ever come down with anything. It’s what happened to me.

by Fangirl Three Mon Nov 13, 2023 1:32 pm

I'll stick to dieting, thanks.

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Tue Dec 26, 2023 5:22 pm

I have a sudden craving for Viscounts but the Viscount shop is closed.

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Sat Jan 06, 2024 9:03 pm

Tripe & Wild Mushrooms - Weird Stuff in a Can #186.

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Sat Jan 06, 2024 9:17 pm

The Call of the Wendigo wrote:I have a sudden craving for Viscounts but the Viscount shop is closed.

No one cares about my suffering. Colbert

by SiberianPrincess’sMidriff Sat Jan 06, 2024 9:19 pm

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Thu Jan 11, 2024 8:08 pm

I want a Terry's Chocolate Orange but the Terry's Chocolate Orange shop is closed. Colbert

by Nightjar Thu Jan 11, 2024 8:14 pm

I don't care about your suffering.

Not now. Colbert

Stick a Glade perfume socket in a cup of instant hot chocolate and be happy. rant

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Wed Apr 24, 2024 7:37 pm

When I was in Heron, earlier, I bought a bag of satsumas.

When I got home, I discovered I had two bags of satsumas.

I don't have a clue where the second bag came from.

by Nightjar Wed Apr 24, 2024 7:39 pm

The Call of the Wendigo wrote:When I was on Heroin, earlier

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Wed Apr 24, 2024 10:49 pm

Come to think of it, I don't know why I bought any satsumas. I always get a headache after eating them.

by **The Call of the Wendigo** Wed Apr 24, 2024 10:50 pm

Now I'm lumbered with about a dozen of them.

by Nightjar Wed Apr 24, 2024 11:39 pm

The Call of the Wendigo wrote:Come to think of it, I don't know why I bought any satsumas.

In fairness, you were off your t*ts on horse.

neigh

by Fangirl Three Thu Apr 25, 2024 8:14 am

I buy satsumas regularly. I have a satsuma as part of my breakfast every morning, so have to ensure a constant supply.

If I can't get satsumas, or satsumas are only on rip-off Nectar/Clubcard Price, I switch to their fellow mandarins - clementines or tangerines.

blah blah

Mandarins btw are the supercategory which includes tangerines, clementines and satsumas, and those last three are cited in decreasing order of flavour and increasing order of peelability.

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