Mouth mishaps and tongue traumas
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Re: Mouth mishaps and tongue traumas
Poor Countess.
That's a frazzled immune system that is.
A poor diet and a broken up routine (seems normal now) - a different toothbrush and a different glass of water (seems normal now) to wash her mouth out every night.
Rather than multiple sexy encounters as she wanders the highways and byways, hither and yon...
Much more stressed than you think you are - and subsequently behave in the company others - young lady.
IMO opinion that is.
Just eat an entire jar of Marmite and you'll be OK.
Or something.
That's a frazzled immune system that is.
A poor diet and a broken up routine (seems normal now) - a different toothbrush and a different glass of water (seems normal now) to wash her mouth out every night.
Rather than multiple sexy encounters as she wanders the highways and byways, hither and yon...
Much more stressed than you think you are - and subsequently behave in the company others - young lady.
IMO opinion that is.
Just eat an entire jar of Marmite and you'll be OK.
Or something.
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Re: Mouth mishaps and tongue traumas
multiple sexy encounters as she wanders the highways and byways
Chance'd be a fine thing
Much more stressed than you think you are
I don't suppose the electric lemonade is helping matters either.
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I went out to a nearby chemists, and Mrs Pharmacist, I insist, confirmed the Daktarin shortage, but she sold me a tablet form instead which she assured me would cleanse all parts of my body of fungus.
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Oh god, now I'm remembering that episode of the X Files with the fungus.
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